http://www.polynomial.org/wiki/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=DorkGentlyWikinomial - User contributions [en]2026-04-17T17:10:15ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.24.4http://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Easy_Chili&diff=135Easy Chili2017-10-10T05:12:58Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
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<div> * 1 pound lean ground beef<br />
* 1 cup diced onion<br />
* 2 cloves garlic, finely chopped<br />
* 2 (16-ounce) cans kidney, pinto or black beans, drained and rinsed<br />
* 2 1/2 cups Salsa - Thick & Chunky<br />
* 1 (4-ounce) can Diced Green Chiles<br />
* 2 teaspoons chili powder<br />
* 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin<br />
<br />
<br />
1. Cook and drain the ground beef, onion and garlic in large skillet until beef is browned.<br />
2. Add the beans, salsa, chiles, chili powder and cumin. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat to low; cover. Cook, stirring frequently, for 20 to 25 minutes.<br />
<br />
From<br />
http://www.goodchilirecipes.com/easy_chili_recipe.html<br />
but as of this writing the domain has expired<br />
<br />
Notes: The two cans of beans I use work out to be 21oz or 3 cups drained</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Easy_Chili&diff=134Easy Chili2017-09-22T01:46:06Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
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<div> * 1 pound lean ground beef<br />
* 1 cup diced onion<br />
* 2 cloves garlic, finely chopped<br />
* 2 (16-ounce) cans kidney, pinto or black beans, drained and rinsed<br />
* 2 1/2 cups Salsa - Thick & Chunky<br />
* 1 (4-ounce) can Diced Green Chiles<br />
* 2 teaspoons chili powder<br />
* 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin<br />
<br />
<br />
1. Cook and drain the ground beef, onion and garlic in large skillet until beef is browned.<br />
2. Add the beans, salsa, chiles, chili powder and cumin. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat to low; cover. Cook, stirring frequently, for 20 to 25 minutes.<br />
<br />
From<br />
http://www.goodchilirecipes.com/easy_chili_recipe.html<br />
but as of this writing the domain has expired<br />
<br />
Notes: The cans of beans I use work out to be 21oz or 3 cups drained</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Ingredients&diff=130Ingredients2016-09-30T23:59:09Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
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<div><pre><br />
papaya salad:<br />
T 2 cloves garlic<br />
T 5 thai chilies<br />
? 2 tbsp roasted peanuts<br />
T 1 tbsp fish sauce<br />
T (brown sugar) .5-1 tbsp palm sugar (or brown sugar)<br />
? 1-2 limes (2 is on the sour side)<br />
? 1 tbsp dried shrimp (optional)<br />
? 1-2 small tomatoes (som-tam/sida/roma)<br />
? 1 big handful of slivered green papaya<br />
<br />
garnish:<br />
? long beans/green beans<br />
? green cabbage<br />
? thai sweet basil<br />
? roasted peanuts<br />
<br />
thai basil chicken<br />
T 1 egg<br />
P oil<br />
? 1 chicken breast<br />
T 5 cloves garlic<br />
T 4 thai chilies<br />
P 1 tbsp oil<br />
T 1 tsp oyster sauce<br />
T 1/2 tsp light soy sauce<br />
P 1/2 tsp sugar<br />
T 1 splash dark soy sauce<br />
? 1 handful thai holy basil leaves<br />
<br />
Red curry paste:<br />
http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/thai-red-curry-paste-109465<br />
T 20 dried red chiles<br />
T 4 tsp coriander seeds<br />
T 2 fresh lemongrass stalks<br />
T 1 tsp black peppercorns<br />
T 4 tsp chopped galangal<br />
T 6 Kaffir lime leaves<br />
T 2 tbsp cilantro<br />
T 6 tbsp shallots<br />
T 1/4 cup garlic<br />
T 15-20 bird's eye chiles or serrano chiles<br />
? 2 tsp ga-pi Thai shrimp paste<br />
P 1/2 tsp salt<br />
<br />
Red curry:<br />
http://www.templeofthai.com/recipes/red_curry.php<br />
(I think we only need to make 1/2 of this recipe)<br />
x 3 tbsp red curry paste<br />
T/P 4 cups coconut milk<br />
? 2 lb chicken pieces<br />
? 3 cups pumpkin pieces<br />
? (T has lime leaves) 2 cups sweet basil or 4 kaffir lime leaves<br />
<br />
Yellow cury:<br />
http://rasamalaysia.com/thai-yellow-curry/2/<br />
(this only made 1 portion for me so we should make 2x)<br />
oil<br />
T 1.5 tbsp yellow curry paste<br />
?8 oz chicken<br />
? 1/3 cup bamboo shoots<br />
T 1/2 small zuchinni<br />
T 1/2 small red bell pepper<br />
T 1/3 cup coconut milk<br />
P 3/4 cup water<br />
T 1 tsp fish sauce<br />
P 2 tsp sugar<br />
</pre></div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Ingredients&diff=129Ingredients2016-09-30T23:45:19Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
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<div><pre><br />
papaya salad:<br />
T 2 cloves garlic<br />
T 5 thai chilies<br />
? 2 tbsp roasted peanuts<br />
T 1 tbsp fish sauce<br />
T (brown sugar) .5-1 tbsp palm sugar (or brown sugar)<br />
? 1-2 limes (2 is on the sour side)<br />
? 1 tbsp dried shrimp (optional)<br />
? 1-2 small tomatoes (som-tam/sida/roma)<br />
? 1 big handful of slivered green papaya<br />
<br />
garnish:<br />
? long beans/green beans<br />
? green cabbage<br />
? thai sweet basil<br />
? roasted peanuts<br />
<br />
thai basil chicken<br />
T 1 egg<br />
P oil<br />
? 1 chicken breast<br />
T 5 cloves garlic<br />
T 4 thai chilies<br />
P 1 tbsp oil<br />
T 1 tsp oyster sauce<br />
T 1/2 tsp light soy sauce<br />
P 1/2 tsp sugar<br />
T 1 splash dark soy sauce<br />
? 1 handful thai holy basil leaves<br />
<br />
Red curry paste:<br />
http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/thai-red-curry-paste-109465<br />
T 20 dried red chiles<br />
T 4 tsp coriander seeds<br />
T 2 fresh lemongrass stalks<br />
T 1 tsp black peppercorns<br />
T 4 tsp chopped galangal<br />
T 6 Kaffir lime leaves<br />
T 2 tbsp cilantro<br />
T 6 tbsp shallots<br />
T 1/4 cup garlic<br />
? 15-20 bird's eye chiles or serrano chiles<br />
? 2 tsp ga-pi Thai shrimp paste<br />
P 1/2 tsp salt<br />
<br />
Red curry:<br />
http://www.templeofthai.com/recipes/red_curry.php<br />
(I think we only need to make 1/2 of this recipe)<br />
x 3 tbsp red curry paste<br />
T/P 4 cups coconut milk<br />
? 2 lb chicken pieces<br />
? 3 cups pumpkin pieces<br />
? (T has lime leaves) 2 cups sweet basil or 4 kaffir lime leaves<br />
<br />
Yellow cury:<br />
http://rasamalaysia.com/thai-yellow-curry/2/<br />
(this only made 1 portion for me so we should make 2x)<br />
oil<br />
T 1.5 tbsp yellow curry paste<br />
?8 oz chicken<br />
? 1/3 cup bamboo shoots<br />
T 1/2 small zuchinni<br />
T 1/2 small red bell pepper<br />
T 1/3 cup coconut milk<br />
P 3/4 cup water<br />
T 1 tsp fish sauce<br />
P 2 tsp sugar<br />
</pre></div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Ingredients&diff=128Ingredients2016-09-30T23:34:27Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
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<div><pre><br />
papaya salad:<br />
T 2 cloves garlic<br />
T 5 thai chilies<br />
? 2 tbsp roasted peanuts<br />
T 1 tbsp fish sauce<br />
T (brown sugar) .5-1 tbsp palm sugar (or brown sugar)<br />
? 1-2 limes (2 is on the sour side)<br />
? 1 tbsp dried shrimp (optional)<br />
? 1-2 small tomatoes (som-tam/sida/roma)<br />
? 1 big handful of slivered green papaya<br />
<br />
garnish:<br />
? long beans/green beans<br />
? green cabbage<br />
? thai sweet basil<br />
? roasted peanuts<br />
<br />
thai basil chicken<br />
T 1 egg<br />
P oil<br />
? 1 chicken breast<br />
T 5 cloves garlic<br />
T 4 thai chilies<br />
P 1 tbsp oil<br />
T 1 tsp oyster sauce<br />
T 1/2 tsp light soy sauce<br />
P 1/2 tsp sugar<br />
T 1 splash dark soy sauce<br />
? 1 handful thai holy basil leaves<br />
<br />
Red curry paste:<br />
http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/thai-red-curry-paste-109465<br />
T 20 dried red chiles<br />
T 4 tsp coriander seeds<br />
T 2 fresh lemongrass stalks<br />
T 1 tsp black peppercorns<br />
T 4 tsp chopped galangal<br />
T 6 Kaffir lime leaves<br />
T 2 tbsp cilantro<br />
T 6 tbsp shallots<br />
T 1/4 cup garlic<br />
15-20 bird's eye chiles or serrano chiles<br />
2 tsp ga-pi Thai shrimp paste<br />
P 1/2 tsp salt<br />
<br />
Red curry:<br />
http://www.templeofthai.com/recipes/red_curry.php<br />
(I think we only need to make 1/2 of this recipe)<br />
x 3 tbsp red curry paste<br />
T 4 cups coconut milk<br />
? 2 lb chicken pieces<br />
? 3 cups pumpkin pieces<br />
? (T has lime leaves) 2 cups sweet basil or 4 kaffir lime leaves<br />
<br />
Yellow cury:<br />
http://rasamalaysia.com/thai-yellow-curry/2/<br />
(this only made 1 portion for me so we should make 2x)<br />
oil<br />
T 1.5 tbsp yellow curry paste<br />
?8 oz chicken<br />
? 1/3 cup bamboo shoots<br />
T 1/2 small zuchinni<br />
T 1/2 small red bell pepper<br />
T 1/3 cup coconut milk<br />
P 3/4 cup water<br />
T 1 tsp fish sauce<br />
P 2 tsp sugar<br />
</pre></div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Ingredients&diff=127Ingredients2016-09-30T23:26:55Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
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<div><pre><br />
papaya salad:<br />
T 2 cloves garlic<br />
T 5 thai chilies<br />
? 2 tbsp roasted peanuts<br />
T 1 tbsp fish sauce<br />
T (brown sugar) .5-1 tbsp palm sugar (or brown sugar)<br />
? 1-2 limes (2 is on the sour side)<br />
? 1 tbsp dried shrimp (optional)<br />
? 1-2 small tomatoes (som-tam/sida/roma)<br />
? 1 big handful of slivered green papaya<br />
<br />
garnish:<br />
? long beans/green beans<br />
? green cabbage<br />
? thai sweet basil<br />
? roasted peanuts<br />
<br />
thai basil chicken<br />
T 1 egg<br />
P oil<br />
? 1 chicken breast<br />
T 5 cloves garlic<br />
T 4 thai chilies<br />
P 1 tbsp oil<br />
T 1 tsp oyster sauce<br />
T 1/2 tsp light soy sauce<br />
P 1/2 tsp sugar<br />
T 1 splash dark soy sauce<br />
? 1 handful thai holy basil leaves<br />
<br />
Red curry paste:<br />
http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/thai-red-curry-paste-109465<br />
T 20 dried red chiles<br />
T 4 tsp coriander seeds<br />
T 2 fresh lemongrass stalks<br />
T 1 tsp black peppercorns<br />
T 4 tsp chopped galangal<br />
T 6 Kaffir lime leaves<br />
T 2 tbsp cilantro<br />
T 6 tbsp shallots<br />
T 1/4 cup garlic<br />
15-20 bird's eye chiles or serrano chiles<br />
2 tsp ga-pi Thai shrimp paste<br />
P 1/2 tsp salt<br />
<br />
Red curry:<br />
http://www.templeofthai.com/recipes/red_curry.php<br />
(I think we only need to make 1/2 of this recipe)<br />
x 3 tbsp red curry paste<br />
T 4 cups coconut milk<br />
? 2 lb chicken pieces<br />
? 3 cups pumpkin pieces<br />
? 2 cups sweet basil or 4 kaffir lime leaves<br />
<br />
Yellow cury:<br />
http://rasamalaysia.com/thai-yellow-curry/2/<br />
(this only made 1 portion for me so we should make 2x)<br />
oil<br />
T 1.5 tbsp yellow curry paste<br />
?8 oz chicken<br />
? 1/3 cup bamboo shoots<br />
T 1/2 small zuchinni<br />
T 1/2 small red bell pepper<br />
T 1/3 cup coconut milk<br />
P 3/4 cup water<br />
T 1 tsp fish sauce<br />
P 2 tsp sugar<br />
</pre></div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Ingredients&diff=126Ingredients2016-09-30T23:26:10Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
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<div>papaya salad:<br />
T 2 cloves garlic<br />
T 5 thai chilies<br />
? 2 tbsp roasted peanuts<br />
T 1 tbsp fish sauce<br />
T (brown sugar) .5-1 tbsp palm sugar (or brown sugar)<br />
? 1-2 limes (2 is on the sour side)<br />
? 1 tbsp dried shrimp (optional)<br />
? 1-2 small tomatoes (som-tam/sida/roma)<br />
? 1 big handful of slivered green papaya<br />
<br />
garnish:<br />
? long beans/green beans<br />
? green cabbage<br />
? thai sweet basil<br />
? roasted peanuts<br />
<br />
thai basil chicken<br />
T 1 egg<br />
P oil<br />
? 1 chicken breast<br />
T 5 cloves garlic<br />
T 4 thai chilies<br />
P 1 tbsp oil<br />
T 1 tsp oyster sauce<br />
T 1/2 tsp light soy sauce<br />
P 1/2 tsp sugar<br />
T 1 splash dark soy sauce<br />
? 1 handful thai holy basil leaves<br />
<br />
Red curry paste:<br />
http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/thai-red-curry-paste-109465<br />
T 20 dried red chiles<br />
T 4 tsp coriander seeds<br />
T 2 fresh lemongrass stalks<br />
T 1 tsp black peppercorns<br />
T 4 tsp chopped galangal<br />
T 6 Kaffir lime leaves<br />
T 2 tbsp cilantro<br />
T 6 tbsp shallots<br />
T 1/4 cup garlic<br />
15-20 bird's eye chiles or serrano chiles<br />
2 tsp ga-pi Thai shrimp paste<br />
P 1/2 tsp salt<br />
<br />
Red curry:<br />
http://www.templeofthai.com/recipes/red_curry.php<br />
(I think we only need to make 1/2 of this recipe)<br />
x 3 tbsp red curry paste<br />
T 4 cups coconut milk<br />
? 2 lb chicken pieces<br />
? 3 cups pumpkin pieces<br />
? 2 cups sweet basil or 4 kaffir lime leaves<br />
<br />
Yellow cury:<br />
http://rasamalaysia.com/thai-yellow-curry/2/<br />
(this only made 1 portion for me so we should make 2x)<br />
oil<br />
T 1.5 tbsp yellow curry paste<br />
?8 oz chicken<br />
? 1/3 cup bamboo shoots<br />
T 1/2 small zuchinni<br />
T 1/2 small red bell pepper<br />
T 1/3 cup coconut milk<br />
P 3/4 cup water<br />
T 1 tsp fish sauce<br />
P 2 tsp sugar</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Ingredients&diff=125Ingredients2016-09-30T23:12:01Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
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<div>test<br />
asd</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Discworld&diff=123Discworld2014-08-13T22:33:34Z<p>DorkGently: /* Novels */</p>
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<div>I look all of this data from Wikipedia and added the Have/Read columns<br />
<br />
=== Novels ===<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable" id="noveltable"<br />
|-<br />
!width=2%|No.<br />
!Title<br />
!width=8%|Published<br />
!Groups<br />
!Notes<br />
!Have<br />
!Read<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|1<br />
|''[[The Colour of Magic]]''<br />
|1983<br />
|[[Rincewind]]<br />
|Came 93rd in the [[Big Read]].<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|-<br />
|2<br />
|''[[The Light Fantastic]]''<br />
|1986<br />
|[[Rincewind]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|3<br />
|''[[Equal Rites]]''<br />
|1987<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|-<br />
|4<br />
|''[[Mort]]''<br />
|1987<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]]<br />
|Came 65th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|-<br />
|5<br />
|''[[Sourcery]]''<br />
|1988<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|6<br />
|''[[Wyrd Sisters]]''<br />
|1988<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|Came 135th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|7<br />
|''[[Pyramids (novel)|Pyramids]]''<br />
|1989<br />
|Discworld Cultures ([[Djelibeybi]])<br />
|British Science Fiction Award '''winner''', 1989<ref name="WWE-1989">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=1989 | title = 1989 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|-<br />
|8<br />
|''[[Guards! Guards!]]''<br />
|1989<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 69th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|9<br />
|''[[Eric (novel)|Eric]]''<br />
|1990<br />
|[[Rincewind ]]<br />
|Published in a larger format and fully illustrated by [[Josh Kirby]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|10<br />
|''[[Moving Pictures (novel)|Moving Pictures]]''<br />
|1990<br />
|Miscellaneous (Holy Wood), [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|11<br />
|''[[Reaper Man]]''<br />
|1991<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 126th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|12<br />
|''[[Witches Abroad]]''<br />
|1991<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|Came 197th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|13<br />
|''[[Small Gods (novel)|Small Gods]]''<br />
|1992<br />
|Discworld Cultures (Omnia), [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Came 102nd in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|14<br />
|''[[Lords and Ladies (novel)|Lords and Ladies]]''<br />
|1992<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|15<br />
|''[[Men at Arms]]''<br />
|1993<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 148th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|16<br />
|''[[Soul Music (novel)|Soul Music]]''<br />
|1994<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 151st in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|17<br />
|''[[Interesting Times]]''<br />
|1994<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|18<br />
|''[[Maskerade]]''<br />
|1995<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|19<br />
|''[[Feet of Clay (novel)|Feet of Clay]]''<br />
|1996<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|20<br />
|''[[Hogfather]]''<br />
|1996<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 137th in the [[Big Read]]; British Fantasy Award nominee, 1997<ref name="WWE-1997">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=1997 | title = 1997 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|21<br />
|''[[Jingo (novel)|Jingo]]''<br />
|1997<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|22<br />
|''[[The Last Continent]]''<br />
|1998<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|23<br />
|''[[Carpe Jugulum]]''<br />
|1998<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|24<br />
|''[[The Fifth Elephant]]''<br />
|1999<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 153rd in the [[Big Read]]; Locus Fantasy Award nominee, 2000<ref name="WWE-2000">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2000 | title = 2000 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|25<br />
|''[[The Truth (novel)|The Truth]]''<br />
|2000<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], The Ankh-Morpork Times<br />
|Came 193rd in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|26<br />
|''[[Thief of Time]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Came 152nd in the [[Big Read]]; Locus Award nominee, 2002<ref name="WWE-2002">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2002 | title = 2002 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|27<br />
|''[[The Last Hero]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Published in a larger format and fully illustrated by [[Paul Kidby]]<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|28<br />
|''[[The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|Miscellaneous ([[Überwald (Discworld)|Überwald]])<br />
|A YA (young adult or children's) Discworld book; winner of the 2001 [[Carnegie Medal (literary award)|Carnegie Medal]]<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|29<br />
|''[[Night Watch (Discworld)|Night Watch]]''<br />
|2002<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Received the [[Prometheus Award]] in 2003; came 73rd in the Big Read; Locus Award nominee, 2003<ref name="WWE-2003">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2003 | title = 2003 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|30<br />
|''[[The Wee Free Men]]''<br />
|2003<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]]<br />
|The second YA Discworld book; also published in larger format and fully illustrated by Stephen Player<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|31<br />
|''[[Monstrous Regiment (novel)|Monstrous Regiment]]''<br />
|2003<br />
|Discworld Cultures ([[Borogravia]]), [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], The Ankh-Morpork Times<br />
|The title is a reference to ''[[The First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstrous Regiment of Women]]'';<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.lspace.org/books/apf/monstrous-regiment.html | title=',Monstrous Regiment', annotations at | publisher=Lspace.org | accessdate=29 August 2009 }}</ref> 2004 nominee for [[Locus Award for Best Fantasy Novel]].<ref name="WWE-2004">{{cite web<br />
| url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2004<br />
| title = 2004 Award Winners & Nominees<br />
| work=Worlds Without End<br />
| accessdate=28 September 2009<br />
}}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|32<br />
|''[[A Hat Full of Sky]]''<br />
|2004<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|The third YA Discworld book<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|33<br />
|''[[Going Postal]]''<br />
|2004<br />
|[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]]<br />
|Locus and Nebula Awards nominee, 2005<ref name="WWE-2005">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2005 | title = 2005 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|34<br />
|''[[Thud!]]''<br />
|2005<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Locus Award nominee, 2006<ref name="WWE-2006">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2006 | title = 2006 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|35<br />
|''[[Wintersmith]]''<br />
|2006<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|The fourth YA book.<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|36<br />
|''[[Making Money]]''<br />
|2007<br />
|[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]]<br />
|Locus Award '''winner''', Nebula nominee, 2008<ref name="WWE-2008">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2008 | title = 2008 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|37<br />
|''[[Unseen Academicals]]''<br />
|2009<br />
|[[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]], [[Rincewind]], Miscellaneous (Nutt)<br />
|Locus Award Nominee, 2010<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|38<br />
|''[[I Shall Wear Midnight]]''<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.paulkidby.com/news/index.html |title=Discworld News August 2009 PJSM Prints |publisher=Paulkidby.com |date=22 August 2009 |accessdate=29 August 2009}}</ref><br />
|2010<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
| Fifth YA book, Andre Norton '''winner''', 2010<ref>[http://www.locusmag.com/News/2011/05/2010-nebula-awards-winners/ "2010 Nebula Awards Winners"], ''Locus Online'', May 21, 2011, accessed May 22, 2011.</ref><br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|39<br />
|''[[Snuff (Pratchett novel)|Snuff]]''<br />
|2011<br />
||[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]] (Sam Vimes)<br />
| Third fastest selling book in first week of publication<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.terrypratchett.co.uk/?p=970 |title=Snuff –third fastest selling novel since records began! |publisher=Terry Pratchett |date=2011-10-30 |accessdate=2011-11-23}}</ref><br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|40<br />
|''[[Raising Steam]]''<br />
|2013<br />
||[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|}</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Discworld&diff=122Discworld2014-07-25T17:45:18Z<p>DorkGently: /* Novels */</p>
<hr />
<div>I look all of this data from Wikipedia and added the Have/Read columns<br />
<br />
=== Novels ===<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable" id="noveltable"<br />
|-<br />
!width=2%|No.<br />
!Title<br />
!width=8%|Published<br />
!Groups<br />
!Notes<br />
!Have<br />
!Read<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|1<br />
|''[[The Colour of Magic]]''<br />
|1983<br />
|[[Rincewind]]<br />
|Came 93rd in the [[Big Read]].<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|-<br />
|2<br />
|''[[The Light Fantastic]]''<br />
|1986<br />
|[[Rincewind]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|3<br />
|''[[Equal Rites]]''<br />
|1987<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|-<br />
|4<br />
|''[[Mort]]''<br />
|1987<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]]<br />
|Came 65th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|-<br />
|5<br />
|''[[Sourcery]]''<br />
|1988<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|6<br />
|''[[Wyrd Sisters]]''<br />
|1988<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|Came 135th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|7<br />
|''[[Pyramids (novel)|Pyramids]]''<br />
|1989<br />
|Discworld Cultures ([[Djelibeybi]])<br />
|British Science Fiction Award '''winner''', 1989<ref name="WWE-1989">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=1989 | title = 1989 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|8<br />
|''[[Guards! Guards!]]''<br />
|1989<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 69th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|9<br />
|''[[Eric (novel)|Eric]]''<br />
|1990<br />
|[[Rincewind ]]<br />
|Published in a larger format and fully illustrated by [[Josh Kirby]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|10<br />
|''[[Moving Pictures (novel)|Moving Pictures]]''<br />
|1990<br />
|Miscellaneous (Holy Wood), [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|11<br />
|''[[Reaper Man]]''<br />
|1991<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 126th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|12<br />
|''[[Witches Abroad]]''<br />
|1991<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|Came 197th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|13<br />
|''[[Small Gods (novel)|Small Gods]]''<br />
|1992<br />
|Discworld Cultures (Omnia), [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Came 102nd in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|14<br />
|''[[Lords and Ladies (novel)|Lords and Ladies]]''<br />
|1992<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|15<br />
|''[[Men at Arms]]''<br />
|1993<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 148th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|16<br />
|''[[Soul Music (novel)|Soul Music]]''<br />
|1994<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 151st in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|17<br />
|''[[Interesting Times]]''<br />
|1994<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|18<br />
|''[[Maskerade]]''<br />
|1995<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|19<br />
|''[[Feet of Clay (novel)|Feet of Clay]]''<br />
|1996<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|20<br />
|''[[Hogfather]]''<br />
|1996<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 137th in the [[Big Read]]; British Fantasy Award nominee, 1997<ref name="WWE-1997">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=1997 | title = 1997 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|21<br />
|''[[Jingo (novel)|Jingo]]''<br />
|1997<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|22<br />
|''[[The Last Continent]]''<br />
|1998<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|23<br />
|''[[Carpe Jugulum]]''<br />
|1998<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|24<br />
|''[[The Fifth Elephant]]''<br />
|1999<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 153rd in the [[Big Read]]; Locus Fantasy Award nominee, 2000<ref name="WWE-2000">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2000 | title = 2000 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|25<br />
|''[[The Truth (novel)|The Truth]]''<br />
|2000<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], The Ankh-Morpork Times<br />
|Came 193rd in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|26<br />
|''[[Thief of Time]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Came 152nd in the [[Big Read]]; Locus Award nominee, 2002<ref name="WWE-2002">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2002 | title = 2002 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|27<br />
|''[[The Last Hero]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Published in a larger format and fully illustrated by [[Paul Kidby]]<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|28<br />
|''[[The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|Miscellaneous ([[Überwald (Discworld)|Überwald]])<br />
|A YA (young adult or children's) Discworld book; winner of the 2001 [[Carnegie Medal (literary award)|Carnegie Medal]]<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|29<br />
|''[[Night Watch (Discworld)|Night Watch]]''<br />
|2002<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Received the [[Prometheus Award]] in 2003; came 73rd in the Big Read; Locus Award nominee, 2003<ref name="WWE-2003">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2003 | title = 2003 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|30<br />
|''[[The Wee Free Men]]''<br />
|2003<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]]<br />
|The second YA Discworld book; also published in larger format and fully illustrated by Stephen Player<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|31<br />
|''[[Monstrous Regiment (novel)|Monstrous Regiment]]''<br />
|2003<br />
|Discworld Cultures ([[Borogravia]]), [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], The Ankh-Morpork Times<br />
|The title is a reference to ''[[The First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstrous Regiment of Women]]'';<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.lspace.org/books/apf/monstrous-regiment.html | title=',Monstrous Regiment', annotations at | publisher=Lspace.org | accessdate=29 August 2009 }}</ref> 2004 nominee for [[Locus Award for Best Fantasy Novel]].<ref name="WWE-2004">{{cite web<br />
| url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2004<br />
| title = 2004 Award Winners & Nominees<br />
| work=Worlds Without End<br />
| accessdate=28 September 2009<br />
}}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|32<br />
|''[[A Hat Full of Sky]]''<br />
|2004<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|The third YA Discworld book<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|33<br />
|''[[Going Postal]]''<br />
|2004<br />
|[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]]<br />
|Locus and Nebula Awards nominee, 2005<ref name="WWE-2005">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2005 | title = 2005 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|34<br />
|''[[Thud!]]''<br />
|2005<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Locus Award nominee, 2006<ref name="WWE-2006">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2006 | title = 2006 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|35<br />
|''[[Wintersmith]]''<br />
|2006<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|The fourth YA book.<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|36<br />
|''[[Making Money]]''<br />
|2007<br />
|[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]]<br />
|Locus Award '''winner''', Nebula nominee, 2008<ref name="WWE-2008">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2008 | title = 2008 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|37<br />
|''[[Unseen Academicals]]''<br />
|2009<br />
|[[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]], [[Rincewind]], Miscellaneous (Nutt)<br />
|Locus Award Nominee, 2010<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|38<br />
|''[[I Shall Wear Midnight]]''<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.paulkidby.com/news/index.html |title=Discworld News August 2009 PJSM Prints |publisher=Paulkidby.com |date=22 August 2009 |accessdate=29 August 2009}}</ref><br />
|2010<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
| Fifth YA book, Andre Norton '''winner''', 2010<ref>[http://www.locusmag.com/News/2011/05/2010-nebula-awards-winners/ "2010 Nebula Awards Winners"], ''Locus Online'', May 21, 2011, accessed May 22, 2011.</ref><br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|39<br />
|''[[Snuff (Pratchett novel)|Snuff]]''<br />
|2011<br />
||[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]] (Sam Vimes)<br />
| Third fastest selling book in first week of publication<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.terrypratchett.co.uk/?p=970 |title=Snuff –third fastest selling novel since records began! |publisher=Terry Pratchett |date=2011-10-30 |accessdate=2011-11-23}}</ref><br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|40<br />
|''[[Raising Steam]]''<br />
|2013<br />
||[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|}</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Discworld&diff=121Discworld2014-07-15T03:35:33Z<p>DorkGently: /* Novels */</p>
<hr />
<div>I look all of this data from Wikipedia and added the Have/Read columns<br />
<br />
=== Novels ===<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable" id="noveltable"<br />
|-<br />
!width=2%|No.<br />
!Title<br />
!width=8%|Published<br />
!Groups<br />
!Notes<br />
!Have<br />
!Read<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|1<br />
|''[[The Colour of Magic]]''<br />
|1983<br />
|[[Rincewind]]<br />
|Came 93rd in the [[Big Read]].<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|-<br />
|2<br />
|''[[The Light Fantastic]]''<br />
|1986<br />
|[[Rincewind]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|3<br />
|''[[Equal Rites]]''<br />
|1987<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|-<br />
|4<br />
|''[[Mort]]''<br />
|1987<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]]<br />
|Came 65th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|-<br />
|5<br />
|''[[Sourcery]]''<br />
|1988<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|6<br />
|''[[Wyrd Sisters]]''<br />
|1988<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|Came 135th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|7<br />
|''[[Pyramids (novel)|Pyramids]]''<br />
|1989<br />
|Discworld Cultures ([[Djelibeybi]])<br />
|British Science Fiction Award '''winner''', 1989<ref name="WWE-1989">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=1989 | title = 1989 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|8<br />
|''[[Guards! Guards!]]''<br />
|1989<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 69th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|9<br />
|''[[Eric (novel)|Eric]]''<br />
|1990<br />
|[[Rincewind ]]<br />
|Published in a larger format and fully illustrated by [[Josh Kirby]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|10<br />
|''[[Moving Pictures (novel)|Moving Pictures]]''<br />
|1990<br />
|Miscellaneous (Holy Wood), [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|11<br />
|''[[Reaper Man]]''<br />
|1991<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 126th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|12<br />
|''[[Witches Abroad]]''<br />
|1991<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|Came 197th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|13<br />
|''[[Small Gods (novel)|Small Gods]]''<br />
|1992<br />
|Discworld Cultures (Omnia), [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Came 102nd in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|14<br />
|''[[Lords and Ladies (novel)|Lords and Ladies]]''<br />
|1992<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|15<br />
|''[[Men at Arms]]''<br />
|1993<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 148th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|16<br />
|''[[Soul Music (novel)|Soul Music]]''<br />
|1994<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 151st in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|17<br />
|''[[Interesting Times]]''<br />
|1994<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|18<br />
|''[[Maskerade]]''<br />
|1995<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|19<br />
|''[[Feet of Clay (novel)|Feet of Clay]]''<br />
|1996<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|20<br />
|''[[Hogfather]]''<br />
|1996<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 137th in the [[Big Read]]; British Fantasy Award nominee, 1997<ref name="WWE-1997">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=1997 | title = 1997 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|21<br />
|''[[Jingo (novel)|Jingo]]''<br />
|1997<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|22<br />
|''[[The Last Continent]]''<br />
|1998<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|23<br />
|''[[Carpe Jugulum]]''<br />
|1998<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|24<br />
|''[[The Fifth Elephant]]''<br />
|1999<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 153rd in the [[Big Read]]; Locus Fantasy Award nominee, 2000<ref name="WWE-2000">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2000 | title = 2000 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|25<br />
|''[[The Truth (novel)|The Truth]]''<br />
|2000<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], The Ankh-Morpork Times<br />
|Came 193rd in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|26<br />
|''[[Thief of Time]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Came 152nd in the [[Big Read]]; Locus Award nominee, 2002<ref name="WWE-2002">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2002 | title = 2002 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|27<br />
|''[[The Last Hero]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Published in a larger format and fully illustrated by [[Paul Kidby]]<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|28<br />
|''[[The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|Miscellaneous ([[Überwald (Discworld)|Überwald]])<br />
|A YA (young adult or children's) Discworld book; winner of the 2001 [[Carnegie Medal (literary award)|Carnegie Medal]]<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|29<br />
|''[[Night Watch (Discworld)|Night Watch]]''<br />
|2002<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Received the [[Prometheus Award]] in 2003; came 73rd in the Big Read; Locus Award nominee, 2003<ref name="WWE-2003">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2003 | title = 2003 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|30<br />
|''[[The Wee Free Men]]''<br />
|2003<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]]<br />
|The second YA Discworld book; also published in larger format and fully illustrated by Stephen Player<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|31<br />
|''[[Monstrous Regiment (novel)|Monstrous Regiment]]''<br />
|2003<br />
|Discworld Cultures ([[Borogravia]]), [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], The Ankh-Morpork Times<br />
|The title is a reference to ''[[The First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstrous Regiment of Women]]'';<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.lspace.org/books/apf/monstrous-regiment.html | title=',Monstrous Regiment', annotations at | publisher=Lspace.org | accessdate=29 August 2009 }}</ref> 2004 nominee for [[Locus Award for Best Fantasy Novel]].<ref name="WWE-2004">{{cite web<br />
| url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2004<br />
| title = 2004 Award Winners & Nominees<br />
| work=Worlds Without End<br />
| accessdate=28 September 2009<br />
}}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|32<br />
|''[[A Hat Full of Sky]]''<br />
|2004<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|The third YA Discworld book<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|33<br />
|''[[Going Postal]]''<br />
|2004<br />
|[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]]<br />
|Locus and Nebula Awards nominee, 2005<ref name="WWE-2005">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2005 | title = 2005 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|34<br />
|''[[Thud!]]''<br />
|2005<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Locus Award nominee, 2006<ref name="WWE-2006">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2006 | title = 2006 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|35<br />
|''[[Wintersmith]]''<br />
|2006<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|The fourth YA book.<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|36<br />
|''[[Making Money]]''<br />
|2007<br />
|[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]]<br />
|Locus Award '''winner''', Nebula nominee, 2008<ref name="WWE-2008">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2008 | title = 2008 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|37<br />
|''[[Unseen Academicals]]''<br />
|2009<br />
|[[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]], [[Rincewind]], Miscellaneous (Nutt)<br />
|Locus Award Nominee, 2010<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|38<br />
|''[[I Shall Wear Midnight]]''<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.paulkidby.com/news/index.html |title=Discworld News August 2009 PJSM Prints |publisher=Paulkidby.com |date=22 August 2009 |accessdate=29 August 2009}}</ref><br />
|2010<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
| Fifth YA book, Andre Norton '''winner''', 2010<ref>[http://www.locusmag.com/News/2011/05/2010-nebula-awards-winners/ "2010 Nebula Awards Winners"], ''Locus Online'', May 21, 2011, accessed May 22, 2011.</ref><br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|39<br />
|''[[Snuff (Pratchett novel)|Snuff]]''<br />
|2011<br />
||[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]] (Sam Vimes)<br />
| Third fastest selling book in first week of publication<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.terrypratchett.co.uk/?p=970 |title=Snuff –third fastest selling novel since records began! |publisher=Terry Pratchett |date=2011-10-30 |accessdate=2011-11-23}}</ref><br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|40<br />
|''[[Raising Steam]]''<br />
|2013<br />
||[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|}</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Discworld&diff=120Discworld2014-06-30T21:47:02Z<p>DorkGently: /* Novels */</p>
<hr />
<div>I look all of this data from Wikipedia and added the Have/Read columns<br />
<br />
=== Novels ===<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable" id="noveltable"<br />
|-<br />
!width=2%|No.<br />
!Title<br />
!width=8%|Published<br />
!Groups<br />
!Notes<br />
!Have<br />
!Read<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|1<br />
|''[[The Colour of Magic]]''<br />
|1983<br />
|[[Rincewind]]<br />
|Came 93rd in the [[Big Read]].<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|-<br />
|2<br />
|''[[The Light Fantastic]]''<br />
|1986<br />
|[[Rincewind]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|3<br />
|''[[Equal Rites]]''<br />
|1987<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|-<br />
|4<br />
|''[[Mort]]''<br />
|1987<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]]<br />
|Came 65th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|-<br />
|5<br />
|''[[Sourcery]]''<br />
|1988<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|6<br />
|''[[Wyrd Sisters]]''<br />
|1988<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|Came 135th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|7<br />
|''[[Pyramids (novel)|Pyramids]]''<br />
|1989<br />
|Discworld Cultures ([[Djelibeybi]])<br />
|British Science Fiction Award '''winner''', 1989<ref name="WWE-1989">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=1989 | title = 1989 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|8<br />
|''[[Guards! Guards!]]''<br />
|1989<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 69th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|9<br />
|''[[Eric (novel)|Eric]]''<br />
|1990<br />
|[[Rincewind ]]<br />
|Published in a larger format and fully illustrated by [[Josh Kirby]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|10<br />
|''[[Moving Pictures (novel)|Moving Pictures]]''<br />
|1990<br />
|Miscellaneous (Holy Wood), [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|11<br />
|''[[Reaper Man]]''<br />
|1991<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 126th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|12<br />
|''[[Witches Abroad]]''<br />
|1991<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|Came 197th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|13<br />
|''[[Small Gods (novel)|Small Gods]]''<br />
|1992<br />
|Discworld Cultures (Omnia), [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Came 102nd in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|14<br />
|''[[Lords and Ladies (novel)|Lords and Ladies]]''<br />
|1992<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|15<br />
|''[[Men at Arms]]''<br />
|1993<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 148th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|16<br />
|''[[Soul Music (novel)|Soul Music]]''<br />
|1994<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 151st in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|17<br />
|''[[Interesting Times]]''<br />
|1994<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|18<br />
|''[[Maskerade]]''<br />
|1995<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|19<br />
|''[[Feet of Clay (novel)|Feet of Clay]]''<br />
|1996<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|20<br />
|''[[Hogfather]]''<br />
|1996<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 137th in the [[Big Read]]; British Fantasy Award nominee, 1997<ref name="WWE-1997">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=1997 | title = 1997 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|21<br />
|''[[Jingo (novel)|Jingo]]''<br />
|1997<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|22<br />
|''[[The Last Continent]]''<br />
|1998<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|23<br />
|''[[Carpe Jugulum]]''<br />
|1998<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|24<br />
|''[[The Fifth Elephant]]''<br />
|1999<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 153rd in the [[Big Read]]; Locus Fantasy Award nominee, 2000<ref name="WWE-2000">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2000 | title = 2000 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|25<br />
|''[[The Truth (novel)|The Truth]]''<br />
|2000<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], The Ankh-Morpork Times<br />
|Came 193rd in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|26<br />
|''[[Thief of Time]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Came 152nd in the [[Big Read]]; Locus Award nominee, 2002<ref name="WWE-2002">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2002 | title = 2002 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|27<br />
|''[[The Last Hero]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Published in a larger format and fully illustrated by [[Paul Kidby]]<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|28<br />
|''[[The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|Miscellaneous ([[Überwald (Discworld)|Überwald]])<br />
|A YA (young adult or children's) Discworld book; winner of the 2001 [[Carnegie Medal (literary award)|Carnegie Medal]]<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|29<br />
|''[[Night Watch (Discworld)|Night Watch]]''<br />
|2002<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Received the [[Prometheus Award]] in 2003; came 73rd in the Big Read; Locus Award nominee, 2003<ref name="WWE-2003">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2003 | title = 2003 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|30<br />
|''[[The Wee Free Men]]''<br />
|2003<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]]<br />
|The second YA Discworld book; also published in larger format and fully illustrated by Stephen Player<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|31<br />
|''[[Monstrous Regiment (novel)|Monstrous Regiment]]''<br />
|2003<br />
|Discworld Cultures ([[Borogravia]]), [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], The Ankh-Morpork Times<br />
|The title is a reference to ''[[The First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstrous Regiment of Women]]'';<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.lspace.org/books/apf/monstrous-regiment.html | title=',Monstrous Regiment', annotations at | publisher=Lspace.org | accessdate=29 August 2009 }}</ref> 2004 nominee for [[Locus Award for Best Fantasy Novel]].<ref name="WWE-2004">{{cite web<br />
| url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2004<br />
| title = 2004 Award Winners & Nominees<br />
| work=Worlds Without End<br />
| accessdate=28 September 2009<br />
}}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|32<br />
|''[[A Hat Full of Sky]]''<br />
|2004<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|The third YA Discworld book<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|33<br />
|''[[Going Postal]]''<br />
|2004<br />
|[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]]<br />
|Locus and Nebula Awards nominee, 2005<ref name="WWE-2005">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2005 | title = 2005 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|34<br />
|''[[Thud!]]''<br />
|2005<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Locus Award nominee, 2006<ref name="WWE-2006">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2006 | title = 2006 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|35<br />
|''[[Wintersmith]]''<br />
|2006<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|The fourth YA book.<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|36<br />
|''[[Making Money]]''<br />
|2007<br />
|[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]]<br />
|Locus Award '''winner''', Nebula nominee, 2008<ref name="WWE-2008">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2008 | title = 2008 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|37<br />
|''[[Unseen Academicals]]''<br />
|2009<br />
|[[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]], [[Rincewind]], Miscellaneous (Nutt)<br />
|Locus Award Nominee, 2010<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|38<br />
|''[[I Shall Wear Midnight]]''<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.paulkidby.com/news/index.html |title=Discworld News August 2009 PJSM Prints |publisher=Paulkidby.com |date=22 August 2009 |accessdate=29 August 2009}}</ref><br />
|2010<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
| Fifth YA book, Andre Norton '''winner''', 2010<ref>[http://www.locusmag.com/News/2011/05/2010-nebula-awards-winners/ "2010 Nebula Awards Winners"], ''Locus Online'', May 21, 2011, accessed May 22, 2011.</ref><br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|39<br />
|''[[Snuff (Pratchett novel)|Snuff]]''<br />
|2011<br />
||[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]] (Sam Vimes)<br />
| Third fastest selling book in first week of publication<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.terrypratchett.co.uk/?p=970 |title=Snuff –third fastest selling novel since records began! |publisher=Terry Pratchett |date=2011-10-30 |accessdate=2011-11-23}}</ref><br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|40<br />
|''[[Raising Steam]]''<br />
|2013<br />
||[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|}</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Discworld&diff=119Discworld2014-06-20T22:21:20Z<p>DorkGently: /* Novels */</p>
<hr />
<div>I look all of this data from Wikipedia and added the Have/Read columns<br />
<br />
=== Novels ===<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable" id="noveltable"<br />
|-<br />
!width=2%|No.<br />
!Title<br />
!width=8%|Published<br />
!Groups<br />
!Notes<br />
!Have<br />
!Read<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|1<br />
|''[[The Colour of Magic]]''<br />
|1983<br />
|[[Rincewind]]<br />
|Came 93rd in the [[Big Read]].<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|-<br />
|2<br />
|''[[The Light Fantastic]]''<br />
|1986<br />
|[[Rincewind]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|3<br />
|''[[Equal Rites]]''<br />
|1987<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|-<br />
|4<br />
|''[[Mort]]''<br />
|1987<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]]<br />
|Came 65th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|5<br />
|''[[Sourcery]]''<br />
|1988<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|6<br />
|''[[Wyrd Sisters]]''<br />
|1988<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|Came 135th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|7<br />
|''[[Pyramids (novel)|Pyramids]]''<br />
|1989<br />
|Discworld Cultures ([[Djelibeybi]])<br />
|British Science Fiction Award '''winner''', 1989<ref name="WWE-1989">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=1989 | title = 1989 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|8<br />
|''[[Guards! Guards!]]''<br />
|1989<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 69th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|9<br />
|''[[Eric (novel)|Eric]]''<br />
|1990<br />
|[[Rincewind ]]<br />
|Published in a larger format and fully illustrated by [[Josh Kirby]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|10<br />
|''[[Moving Pictures (novel)|Moving Pictures]]''<br />
|1990<br />
|Miscellaneous (Holy Wood), [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|11<br />
|''[[Reaper Man]]''<br />
|1991<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 126th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|12<br />
|''[[Witches Abroad]]''<br />
|1991<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|Came 197th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|13<br />
|''[[Small Gods (novel)|Small Gods]]''<br />
|1992<br />
|Discworld Cultures (Omnia), [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Came 102nd in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|14<br />
|''[[Lords and Ladies (novel)|Lords and Ladies]]''<br />
|1992<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|15<br />
|''[[Men at Arms]]''<br />
|1993<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 148th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|16<br />
|''[[Soul Music (novel)|Soul Music]]''<br />
|1994<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 151st in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|17<br />
|''[[Interesting Times]]''<br />
|1994<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|18<br />
|''[[Maskerade]]''<br />
|1995<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|19<br />
|''[[Feet of Clay (novel)|Feet of Clay]]''<br />
|1996<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|20<br />
|''[[Hogfather]]''<br />
|1996<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 137th in the [[Big Read]]; British Fantasy Award nominee, 1997<ref name="WWE-1997">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=1997 | title = 1997 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|21<br />
|''[[Jingo (novel)|Jingo]]''<br />
|1997<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|22<br />
|''[[The Last Continent]]''<br />
|1998<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|23<br />
|''[[Carpe Jugulum]]''<br />
|1998<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|24<br />
|''[[The Fifth Elephant]]''<br />
|1999<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 153rd in the [[Big Read]]; Locus Fantasy Award nominee, 2000<ref name="WWE-2000">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2000 | title = 2000 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|25<br />
|''[[The Truth (novel)|The Truth]]''<br />
|2000<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], The Ankh-Morpork Times<br />
|Came 193rd in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|26<br />
|''[[Thief of Time]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Came 152nd in the [[Big Read]]; Locus Award nominee, 2002<ref name="WWE-2002">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2002 | title = 2002 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|27<br />
|''[[The Last Hero]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Published in a larger format and fully illustrated by [[Paul Kidby]]<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|28<br />
|''[[The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|Miscellaneous ([[Überwald (Discworld)|Überwald]])<br />
|A YA (young adult or children's) Discworld book; winner of the 2001 [[Carnegie Medal (literary award)|Carnegie Medal]]<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|29<br />
|''[[Night Watch (Discworld)|Night Watch]]''<br />
|2002<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Received the [[Prometheus Award]] in 2003; came 73rd in the Big Read; Locus Award nominee, 2003<ref name="WWE-2003">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2003 | title = 2003 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|30<br />
|''[[The Wee Free Men]]''<br />
|2003<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]]<br />
|The second YA Discworld book; also published in larger format and fully illustrated by Stephen Player<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|31<br />
|''[[Monstrous Regiment (novel)|Monstrous Regiment]]''<br />
|2003<br />
|Discworld Cultures ([[Borogravia]]), [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], The Ankh-Morpork Times<br />
|The title is a reference to ''[[The First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstrous Regiment of Women]]'';<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.lspace.org/books/apf/monstrous-regiment.html | title=',Monstrous Regiment', annotations at | publisher=Lspace.org | accessdate=29 August 2009 }}</ref> 2004 nominee for [[Locus Award for Best Fantasy Novel]].<ref name="WWE-2004">{{cite web<br />
| url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2004<br />
| title = 2004 Award Winners & Nominees<br />
| work=Worlds Without End<br />
| accessdate=28 September 2009<br />
}}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|32<br />
|''[[A Hat Full of Sky]]''<br />
|2004<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|The third YA Discworld book<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|33<br />
|''[[Going Postal]]''<br />
|2004<br />
|[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]]<br />
|Locus and Nebula Awards nominee, 2005<ref name="WWE-2005">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2005 | title = 2005 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|34<br />
|''[[Thud!]]''<br />
|2005<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Locus Award nominee, 2006<ref name="WWE-2006">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2006 | title = 2006 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|35<br />
|''[[Wintersmith]]''<br />
|2006<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|The fourth YA book.<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|36<br />
|''[[Making Money]]''<br />
|2007<br />
|[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]]<br />
|Locus Award '''winner''', Nebula nominee, 2008<ref name="WWE-2008">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2008 | title = 2008 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|37<br />
|''[[Unseen Academicals]]''<br />
|2009<br />
|[[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]], [[Rincewind]], Miscellaneous (Nutt)<br />
|Locus Award Nominee, 2010<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|38<br />
|''[[I Shall Wear Midnight]]''<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.paulkidby.com/news/index.html |title=Discworld News August 2009 PJSM Prints |publisher=Paulkidby.com |date=22 August 2009 |accessdate=29 August 2009}}</ref><br />
|2010<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
| Fifth YA book, Andre Norton '''winner''', 2010<ref>[http://www.locusmag.com/News/2011/05/2010-nebula-awards-winners/ "2010 Nebula Awards Winners"], ''Locus Online'', May 21, 2011, accessed May 22, 2011.</ref><br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|39<br />
|''[[Snuff (Pratchett novel)|Snuff]]''<br />
|2011<br />
||[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]] (Sam Vimes)<br />
| Third fastest selling book in first week of publication<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.terrypratchett.co.uk/?p=970 |title=Snuff –third fastest selling novel since records began! |publisher=Terry Pratchett |date=2011-10-30 |accessdate=2011-11-23}}</ref><br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|40<br />
|''[[Raising Steam]]''<br />
|2013<br />
||[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|}</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Discworld&diff=118Discworld2014-06-15T21:05:28Z<p>DorkGently: /* Novels */</p>
<hr />
<div>I look all of this data from Wikipedia and added the Have/Read columns<br />
<br />
=== Novels ===<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable" id="noveltable"<br />
|-<br />
!width=2%|No.<br />
!Title<br />
!width=8%|Published<br />
!Groups<br />
!Notes<br />
!Have<br />
!Read<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|1<br />
|''[[The Colour of Magic]]''<br />
|1983<br />
|[[Rincewind]]<br />
|Came 93rd in the [[Big Read]].<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|-<br />
|2<br />
|''[[The Light Fantastic]]''<br />
|1986<br />
|[[Rincewind]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|3<br />
|''[[Equal Rites]]''<br />
|1987<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|4<br />
|''[[Mort]]''<br />
|1987<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]]<br />
|Came 65th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|5<br />
|''[[Sourcery]]''<br />
|1988<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|6<br />
|''[[Wyrd Sisters]]''<br />
|1988<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|Came 135th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|7<br />
|''[[Pyramids (novel)|Pyramids]]''<br />
|1989<br />
|Discworld Cultures ([[Djelibeybi]])<br />
|British Science Fiction Award '''winner''', 1989<ref name="WWE-1989">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=1989 | title = 1989 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|8<br />
|''[[Guards! Guards!]]''<br />
|1989<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 69th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|9<br />
|''[[Eric (novel)|Eric]]''<br />
|1990<br />
|[[Rincewind ]]<br />
|Published in a larger format and fully illustrated by [[Josh Kirby]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|10<br />
|''[[Moving Pictures (novel)|Moving Pictures]]''<br />
|1990<br />
|Miscellaneous (Holy Wood), [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|11<br />
|''[[Reaper Man]]''<br />
|1991<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 126th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|12<br />
|''[[Witches Abroad]]''<br />
|1991<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|Came 197th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|13<br />
|''[[Small Gods (novel)|Small Gods]]''<br />
|1992<br />
|Discworld Cultures (Omnia), [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Came 102nd in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|14<br />
|''[[Lords and Ladies (novel)|Lords and Ladies]]''<br />
|1992<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|15<br />
|''[[Men at Arms]]''<br />
|1993<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 148th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|16<br />
|''[[Soul Music (novel)|Soul Music]]''<br />
|1994<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 151st in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|17<br />
|''[[Interesting Times]]''<br />
|1994<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|18<br />
|''[[Maskerade]]''<br />
|1995<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|19<br />
|''[[Feet of Clay (novel)|Feet of Clay]]''<br />
|1996<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|20<br />
|''[[Hogfather]]''<br />
|1996<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 137th in the [[Big Read]]; British Fantasy Award nominee, 1997<ref name="WWE-1997">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=1997 | title = 1997 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|21<br />
|''[[Jingo (novel)|Jingo]]''<br />
|1997<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|22<br />
|''[[The Last Continent]]''<br />
|1998<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|23<br />
|''[[Carpe Jugulum]]''<br />
|1998<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|24<br />
|''[[The Fifth Elephant]]''<br />
|1999<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 153rd in the [[Big Read]]; Locus Fantasy Award nominee, 2000<ref name="WWE-2000">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2000 | title = 2000 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|25<br />
|''[[The Truth (novel)|The Truth]]''<br />
|2000<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], The Ankh-Morpork Times<br />
|Came 193rd in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|26<br />
|''[[Thief of Time]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Came 152nd in the [[Big Read]]; Locus Award nominee, 2002<ref name="WWE-2002">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2002 | title = 2002 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|27<br />
|''[[The Last Hero]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Published in a larger format and fully illustrated by [[Paul Kidby]]<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|28<br />
|''[[The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|Miscellaneous ([[Überwald (Discworld)|Überwald]])<br />
|A YA (young adult or children's) Discworld book; winner of the 2001 [[Carnegie Medal (literary award)|Carnegie Medal]]<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|29<br />
|''[[Night Watch (Discworld)|Night Watch]]''<br />
|2002<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Received the [[Prometheus Award]] in 2003; came 73rd in the Big Read; Locus Award nominee, 2003<ref name="WWE-2003">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2003 | title = 2003 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|30<br />
|''[[The Wee Free Men]]''<br />
|2003<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]]<br />
|The second YA Discworld book; also published in larger format and fully illustrated by Stephen Player<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|31<br />
|''[[Monstrous Regiment (novel)|Monstrous Regiment]]''<br />
|2003<br />
|Discworld Cultures ([[Borogravia]]), [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], The Ankh-Morpork Times<br />
|The title is a reference to ''[[The First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstrous Regiment of Women]]'';<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.lspace.org/books/apf/monstrous-regiment.html | title=',Monstrous Regiment', annotations at | publisher=Lspace.org | accessdate=29 August 2009 }}</ref> 2004 nominee for [[Locus Award for Best Fantasy Novel]].<ref name="WWE-2004">{{cite web<br />
| url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2004<br />
| title = 2004 Award Winners & Nominees<br />
| work=Worlds Without End<br />
| accessdate=28 September 2009<br />
}}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|32<br />
|''[[A Hat Full of Sky]]''<br />
|2004<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|The third YA Discworld book<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|33<br />
|''[[Going Postal]]''<br />
|2004<br />
|[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]]<br />
|Locus and Nebula Awards nominee, 2005<ref name="WWE-2005">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2005 | title = 2005 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|34<br />
|''[[Thud!]]''<br />
|2005<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Locus Award nominee, 2006<ref name="WWE-2006">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2006 | title = 2006 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|35<br />
|''[[Wintersmith]]''<br />
|2006<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|The fourth YA book.<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|36<br />
|''[[Making Money]]''<br />
|2007<br />
|[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]]<br />
|Locus Award '''winner''', Nebula nominee, 2008<ref name="WWE-2008">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2008 | title = 2008 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|37<br />
|''[[Unseen Academicals]]''<br />
|2009<br />
|[[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]], [[Rincewind]], Miscellaneous (Nutt)<br />
|Locus Award Nominee, 2010<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|38<br />
|''[[I Shall Wear Midnight]]''<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.paulkidby.com/news/index.html |title=Discworld News August 2009 PJSM Prints |publisher=Paulkidby.com |date=22 August 2009 |accessdate=29 August 2009}}</ref><br />
|2010<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
| Fifth YA book, Andre Norton '''winner''', 2010<ref>[http://www.locusmag.com/News/2011/05/2010-nebula-awards-winners/ "2010 Nebula Awards Winners"], ''Locus Online'', May 21, 2011, accessed May 22, 2011.</ref><br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|39<br />
|''[[Snuff (Pratchett novel)|Snuff]]''<br />
|2011<br />
||[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]] (Sam Vimes)<br />
| Third fastest selling book in first week of publication<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.terrypratchett.co.uk/?p=970 |title=Snuff –third fastest selling novel since records began! |publisher=Terry Pratchett |date=2011-10-30 |accessdate=2011-11-23}}</ref><br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|40<br />
|''[[Raising Steam]]''<br />
|2013<br />
||[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|}</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Discworld&diff=117Discworld2014-06-07T21:17:54Z<p>DorkGently: /* Novels */</p>
<hr />
<div>I look all of this data from Wikipedia and added the Have/Read columns<br />
<br />
=== Novels ===<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable" id="noveltable"<br />
|-<br />
!width=2%|No.<br />
!Title<br />
!width=8%|Published<br />
!Groups<br />
!Notes<br />
!Have<br />
!Read<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|1<br />
|''[[The Colour of Magic]]''<br />
|1983<br />
|[[Rincewind]]<br />
|Came 93rd in the [[Big Read]].<br />
|Yes<br />
|Yes<br />
|-<br />
|2<br />
|''[[The Light Fantastic]]''<br />
|1986<br />
|[[Rincewind]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|3<br />
|''[[Equal Rites]]''<br />
|1987<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|4<br />
|''[[Mort]]''<br />
|1987<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]]<br />
|Came 65th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|5<br />
|''[[Sourcery]]''<br />
|1988<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|6<br />
|''[[Wyrd Sisters]]''<br />
|1988<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|Came 135th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|7<br />
|''[[Pyramids (novel)|Pyramids]]''<br />
|1989<br />
|Discworld Cultures ([[Djelibeybi]])<br />
|British Science Fiction Award '''winner''', 1989<ref name="WWE-1989">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=1989 | title = 1989 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|8<br />
|''[[Guards! Guards!]]''<br />
|1989<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 69th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|9<br />
|''[[Eric (novel)|Eric]]''<br />
|1990<br />
|[[Rincewind ]]<br />
|Published in a larger format and fully illustrated by [[Josh Kirby]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|10<br />
|''[[Moving Pictures (novel)|Moving Pictures]]''<br />
|1990<br />
|Miscellaneous (Holy Wood), [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|11<br />
|''[[Reaper Man]]''<br />
|1991<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 126th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|12<br />
|''[[Witches Abroad]]''<br />
|1991<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|Came 197th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|13<br />
|''[[Small Gods (novel)|Small Gods]]''<br />
|1992<br />
|Discworld Cultures (Omnia), [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Came 102nd in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|14<br />
|''[[Lords and Ladies (novel)|Lords and Ladies]]''<br />
|1992<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|15<br />
|''[[Men at Arms]]''<br />
|1993<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 148th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|16<br />
|''[[Soul Music (novel)|Soul Music]]''<br />
|1994<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 151st in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|17<br />
|''[[Interesting Times]]''<br />
|1994<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|18<br />
|''[[Maskerade]]''<br />
|1995<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|19<br />
|''[[Feet of Clay (novel)|Feet of Clay]]''<br />
|1996<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|20<br />
|''[[Hogfather]]''<br />
|1996<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 137th in the [[Big Read]]; British Fantasy Award nominee, 1997<ref name="WWE-1997">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=1997 | title = 1997 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|21<br />
|''[[Jingo (novel)|Jingo]]''<br />
|1997<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|22<br />
|''[[The Last Continent]]''<br />
|1998<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|23<br />
|''[[Carpe Jugulum]]''<br />
|1998<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|24<br />
|''[[The Fifth Elephant]]''<br />
|1999<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 153rd in the [[Big Read]]; Locus Fantasy Award nominee, 2000<ref name="WWE-2000">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2000 | title = 2000 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|25<br />
|''[[The Truth (novel)|The Truth]]''<br />
|2000<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], The Ankh-Morpork Times<br />
|Came 193rd in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|26<br />
|''[[Thief of Time]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Came 152nd in the [[Big Read]]; Locus Award nominee, 2002<ref name="WWE-2002">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2002 | title = 2002 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|27<br />
|''[[The Last Hero]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Published in a larger format and fully illustrated by [[Paul Kidby]]<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|28<br />
|''[[The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|Miscellaneous ([[Überwald (Discworld)|Überwald]])<br />
|A YA (young adult or children's) Discworld book; winner of the 2001 [[Carnegie Medal (literary award)|Carnegie Medal]]<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|29<br />
|''[[Night Watch (Discworld)|Night Watch]]''<br />
|2002<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Received the [[Prometheus Award]] in 2003; came 73rd in the Big Read; Locus Award nominee, 2003<ref name="WWE-2003">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2003 | title = 2003 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|30<br />
|''[[The Wee Free Men]]''<br />
|2003<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]]<br />
|The second YA Discworld book; also published in larger format and fully illustrated by Stephen Player<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|31<br />
|''[[Monstrous Regiment (novel)|Monstrous Regiment]]''<br />
|2003<br />
|Discworld Cultures ([[Borogravia]]), [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], The Ankh-Morpork Times<br />
|The title is a reference to ''[[The First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstrous Regiment of Women]]'';<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.lspace.org/books/apf/monstrous-regiment.html | title=',Monstrous Regiment', annotations at | publisher=Lspace.org | accessdate=29 August 2009 }}</ref> 2004 nominee for [[Locus Award for Best Fantasy Novel]].<ref name="WWE-2004">{{cite web<br />
| url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2004<br />
| title = 2004 Award Winners & Nominees<br />
| work=Worlds Without End<br />
| accessdate=28 September 2009<br />
}}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|32<br />
|''[[A Hat Full of Sky]]''<br />
|2004<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|The third YA Discworld book<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|33<br />
|''[[Going Postal]]''<br />
|2004<br />
|[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]]<br />
|Locus and Nebula Awards nominee, 2005<ref name="WWE-2005">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2005 | title = 2005 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|34<br />
|''[[Thud!]]''<br />
|2005<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Locus Award nominee, 2006<ref name="WWE-2006">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2006 | title = 2006 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|35<br />
|''[[Wintersmith]]''<br />
|2006<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|The fourth YA book.<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|36<br />
|''[[Making Money]]''<br />
|2007<br />
|[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]]<br />
|Locus Award '''winner''', Nebula nominee, 2008<ref name="WWE-2008">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2008 | title = 2008 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|37<br />
|''[[Unseen Academicals]]''<br />
|2009<br />
|[[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]], [[Rincewind]], Miscellaneous (Nutt)<br />
|Locus Award Nominee, 2010<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|38<br />
|''[[I Shall Wear Midnight]]''<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.paulkidby.com/news/index.html |title=Discworld News August 2009 PJSM Prints |publisher=Paulkidby.com |date=22 August 2009 |accessdate=29 August 2009}}</ref><br />
|2010<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
| Fifth YA book, Andre Norton '''winner''', 2010<ref>[http://www.locusmag.com/News/2011/05/2010-nebula-awards-winners/ "2010 Nebula Awards Winners"], ''Locus Online'', May 21, 2011, accessed May 22, 2011.</ref><br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|39<br />
|''[[Snuff (Pratchett novel)|Snuff]]''<br />
|2011<br />
||[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]] (Sam Vimes)<br />
| Third fastest selling book in first week of publication<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.terrypratchett.co.uk/?p=970 |title=Snuff –third fastest selling novel since records began! |publisher=Terry Pratchett |date=2011-10-30 |accessdate=2011-11-23}}</ref><br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|40<br />
|''[[Raising Steam]]''<br />
|2013<br />
||[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|}</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Discworld&diff=116Discworld2014-05-31T18:55:05Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
<hr />
<div>I look all of this data from Wikipedia and added the Have/Read columns<br />
<br />
=== Novels ===<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable" id="noveltable"<br />
|-<br />
!width=2%|No.<br />
!Title<br />
!width=8%|Published<br />
!Groups<br />
!Notes<br />
!Have<br />
!Read<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|1<br />
|''[[The Colour of Magic]]''<br />
|1983<br />
|[[Rincewind]]<br />
|Came 93rd in the [[Big Read]].<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|2<br />
|''[[The Light Fantastic]]''<br />
|1986<br />
|[[Rincewind]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|3<br />
|''[[Equal Rites]]''<br />
|1987<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|4<br />
|''[[Mort]]''<br />
|1987<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]]<br />
|Came 65th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|5<br />
|''[[Sourcery]]''<br />
|1988<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|6<br />
|''[[Wyrd Sisters]]''<br />
|1988<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|Came 135th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|7<br />
|''[[Pyramids (novel)|Pyramids]]''<br />
|1989<br />
|Discworld Cultures ([[Djelibeybi]])<br />
|British Science Fiction Award '''winner''', 1989<ref name="WWE-1989">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=1989 | title = 1989 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|8<br />
|''[[Guards! Guards!]]''<br />
|1989<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 69th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|9<br />
|''[[Eric (novel)|Eric]]''<br />
|1990<br />
|[[Rincewind ]]<br />
|Published in a larger format and fully illustrated by [[Josh Kirby]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|10<br />
|''[[Moving Pictures (novel)|Moving Pictures]]''<br />
|1990<br />
|Miscellaneous (Holy Wood), [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|11<br />
|''[[Reaper Man]]''<br />
|1991<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 126th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|12<br />
|''[[Witches Abroad]]''<br />
|1991<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|Came 197th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|13<br />
|''[[Small Gods (novel)|Small Gods]]''<br />
|1992<br />
|Discworld Cultures (Omnia), [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Came 102nd in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|14<br />
|''[[Lords and Ladies (novel)|Lords and Ladies]]''<br />
|1992<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|15<br />
|''[[Men at Arms]]''<br />
|1993<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 148th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|16<br />
|''[[Soul Music (novel)|Soul Music]]''<br />
|1994<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 151st in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|17<br />
|''[[Interesting Times]]''<br />
|1994<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|18<br />
|''[[Maskerade]]''<br />
|1995<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|19<br />
|''[[Feet of Clay (novel)|Feet of Clay]]''<br />
|1996<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|20<br />
|''[[Hogfather]]''<br />
|1996<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 137th in the [[Big Read]]; British Fantasy Award nominee, 1997<ref name="WWE-1997">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=1997 | title = 1997 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|21<br />
|''[[Jingo (novel)|Jingo]]''<br />
|1997<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|22<br />
|''[[The Last Continent]]''<br />
|1998<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|23<br />
|''[[Carpe Jugulum]]''<br />
|1998<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|24<br />
|''[[The Fifth Elephant]]''<br />
|1999<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 153rd in the [[Big Read]]; Locus Fantasy Award nominee, 2000<ref name="WWE-2000">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2000 | title = 2000 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|25<br />
|''[[The Truth (novel)|The Truth]]''<br />
|2000<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], The Ankh-Morpork Times<br />
|Came 193rd in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|26<br />
|''[[Thief of Time]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Came 152nd in the [[Big Read]]; Locus Award nominee, 2002<ref name="WWE-2002">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2002 | title = 2002 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|27<br />
|''[[The Last Hero]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Published in a larger format and fully illustrated by [[Paul Kidby]]<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|28<br />
|''[[The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|Miscellaneous ([[Überwald (Discworld)|Überwald]])<br />
|A YA (young adult or children's) Discworld book; winner of the 2001 [[Carnegie Medal (literary award)|Carnegie Medal]]<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|29<br />
|''[[Night Watch (Discworld)|Night Watch]]''<br />
|2002<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Received the [[Prometheus Award]] in 2003; came 73rd in the Big Read; Locus Award nominee, 2003<ref name="WWE-2003">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2003 | title = 2003 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|30<br />
|''[[The Wee Free Men]]''<br />
|2003<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]]<br />
|The second YA Discworld book; also published in larger format and fully illustrated by Stephen Player<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|31<br />
|''[[Monstrous Regiment (novel)|Monstrous Regiment]]''<br />
|2003<br />
|Discworld Cultures ([[Borogravia]]), [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], The Ankh-Morpork Times<br />
|The title is a reference to ''[[The First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstrous Regiment of Women]]'';<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.lspace.org/books/apf/monstrous-regiment.html | title=',Monstrous Regiment', annotations at | publisher=Lspace.org | accessdate=29 August 2009 }}</ref> 2004 nominee for [[Locus Award for Best Fantasy Novel]].<ref name="WWE-2004">{{cite web<br />
| url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2004<br />
| title = 2004 Award Winners & Nominees<br />
| work=Worlds Without End<br />
| accessdate=28 September 2009<br />
}}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|32<br />
|''[[A Hat Full of Sky]]''<br />
|2004<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|The third YA Discworld book<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|33<br />
|''[[Going Postal]]''<br />
|2004<br />
|[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]]<br />
|Locus and Nebula Awards nominee, 2005<ref name="WWE-2005">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2005 | title = 2005 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|34<br />
|''[[Thud!]]''<br />
|2005<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Locus Award nominee, 2006<ref name="WWE-2006">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2006 | title = 2006 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|35<br />
|''[[Wintersmith]]''<br />
|2006<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|The fourth YA book.<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|36<br />
|''[[Making Money]]''<br />
|2007<br />
|[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]]<br />
|Locus Award '''winner''', Nebula nominee, 2008<ref name="WWE-2008">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2008 | title = 2008 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|37<br />
|''[[Unseen Academicals]]''<br />
|2009<br />
|[[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]], [[Rincewind]], Miscellaneous (Nutt)<br />
|Locus Award Nominee, 2010<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|38<br />
|''[[I Shall Wear Midnight]]''<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.paulkidby.com/news/index.html |title=Discworld News August 2009 PJSM Prints |publisher=Paulkidby.com |date=22 August 2009 |accessdate=29 August 2009}}</ref><br />
|2010<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
| Fifth YA book, Andre Norton '''winner''', 2010<ref>[http://www.locusmag.com/News/2011/05/2010-nebula-awards-winners/ "2010 Nebula Awards Winners"], ''Locus Online'', May 21, 2011, accessed May 22, 2011.</ref><br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|39<br />
|''[[Snuff (Pratchett novel)|Snuff]]''<br />
|2011<br />
||[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]] (Sam Vimes)<br />
| Third fastest selling book in first week of publication<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.terrypratchett.co.uk/?p=970 |title=Snuff –third fastest selling novel since records began! |publisher=Terry Pratchett |date=2011-10-30 |accessdate=2011-11-23}}</ref><br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|40<br />
|''[[Raising Steam]]''<br />
|2013<br />
||[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|}</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Discworld&diff=115Discworld2014-05-31T18:52:19Z<p>DorkGently: Created page with "=== Novels === {| class="wikitable sortable" id="noveltable" |- !width=2%|No. !Title !width=8%|Published !Groups !Notes !Have !Read |- style="text-align:left;" |1 |''[[The Colour..."</p>
<hr />
<div>=== Novels ===<br />
{| class="wikitable sortable" id="noveltable"<br />
|-<br />
!width=2%|No.<br />
!Title<br />
!width=8%|Published<br />
!Groups<br />
!Notes<br />
!Have<br />
!Read<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|1<br />
|''[[The Colour of Magic]]''<br />
|1983<br />
|[[Rincewind]]<br />
|Came 93rd in the [[Big Read]].<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|2<br />
|''[[The Light Fantastic]]''<br />
|1986<br />
|[[Rincewind]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|3<br />
|''[[Equal Rites]]''<br />
|1987<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|4<br />
|''[[Mort]]''<br />
|1987<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]]<br />
|Came 65th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|5<br />
|''[[Sourcery]]''<br />
|1988<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|6<br />
|''[[Wyrd Sisters]]''<br />
|1988<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|Came 135th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|7<br />
|''[[Pyramids (novel)|Pyramids]]''<br />
|1989<br />
|Discworld Cultures ([[Djelibeybi]])<br />
|British Science Fiction Award '''winner''', 1989<ref name="WWE-1989">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=1989 | title = 1989 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|8<br />
|''[[Guards! Guards!]]''<br />
|1989<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 69th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|9<br />
|''[[Eric (novel)|Eric]]''<br />
|1990<br />
|[[Rincewind ]]<br />
|Published in a larger format and fully illustrated by [[Josh Kirby]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|10<br />
|''[[Moving Pictures (novel)|Moving Pictures]]''<br />
|1990<br />
|Miscellaneous (Holy Wood), [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|11<br />
|''[[Reaper Man]]''<br />
|1991<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 126th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|12<br />
|''[[Witches Abroad]]''<br />
|1991<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|Came 197th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|13<br />
|''[[Small Gods (novel)|Small Gods]]''<br />
|1992<br />
|Discworld Cultures (Omnia), [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Came 102nd in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|14<br />
|''[[Lords and Ladies (novel)|Lords and Ladies]]''<br />
|1992<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|15<br />
|''[[Men at Arms]]''<br />
|1993<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 148th in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|16<br />
|''[[Soul Music (novel)|Soul Music]]''<br />
|1994<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 151st in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|17<br />
|''[[Interesting Times]]''<br />
|1994<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|18<br />
|''[[Maskerade]]''<br />
|1995<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|19<br />
|''[[Feet of Clay (novel)|Feet of Clay]]''<br />
|1996<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|20<br />
|''[[Hogfather]]''<br />
|1996<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|Came 137th in the [[Big Read]]; British Fantasy Award nominee, 1997<ref name="WWE-1997">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=1997 | title = 1997 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|21<br />
|''[[Jingo (novel)|Jingo]]''<br />
|1997<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|22<br />
|''[[The Last Continent]]''<br />
|1998<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|23<br />
|''[[Carpe Jugulum]]''<br />
|1998<br />
|[[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|24<br />
|''[[The Fifth Elephant]]''<br />
|1999<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Came 153rd in the [[Big Read]]; Locus Fantasy Award nominee, 2000<ref name="WWE-2000">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2000 | title = 2000 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|25<br />
|''[[The Truth (novel)|The Truth]]''<br />
|2000<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], The Ankh-Morpork Times<br />
|Came 193rd in the [[Big Read]]<br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|26<br />
|''[[Thief of Time]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|[[Death (Discworld)|Death]], [[Susan Sto Helit]], [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Came 152nd in the [[Big Read]]; Locus Award nominee, 2002<ref name="WWE-2002">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2002 | title = 2002 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|27<br />
|''[[The Last Hero]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|[[Rincewind]], [[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Published in a larger format and fully illustrated by [[Paul Kidby]]<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|28<br />
|''[[The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents]]''<br />
|2001<br />
|Miscellaneous ([[Überwald (Discworld)|Überwald]])<br />
|A YA (young adult or children's) Discworld book; winner of the 2001 [[Carnegie Medal (literary award)|Carnegie Medal]]<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|29<br />
|''[[Night Watch (Discworld)|Night Watch]]''<br />
|2002<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], [[History Monks|The History Monks]]<br />
|Received the [[Prometheus Award]] in 2003; came 73rd in the Big Read; Locus Award nominee, 2003<ref name="WWE-2003">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2003 | title = 2003 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|30<br />
|''[[The Wee Free Men]]''<br />
|2003<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]]<br />
|The second YA Discworld book; also published in larger format and fully illustrated by Stephen Player<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|31<br />
|''[[Monstrous Regiment (novel)|Monstrous Regiment]]''<br />
|2003<br />
|Discworld Cultures ([[Borogravia]]), [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]], The Ankh-Morpork Times<br />
|The title is a reference to ''[[The First Blast of the Trumpet Against the Monstrous Regiment of Women]]'';<ref>{{cite web | url = http://www.lspace.org/books/apf/monstrous-regiment.html | title=',Monstrous Regiment', annotations at | publisher=Lspace.org | accessdate=29 August 2009 }}</ref> 2004 nominee for [[Locus Award for Best Fantasy Novel]].<ref name="WWE-2004">{{cite web<br />
| url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2004<br />
| title = 2004 Award Winners & Nominees<br />
| work=Worlds Without End<br />
| accessdate=28 September 2009<br />
}}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|- style="text-align:left;"<br />
|32<br />
|''[[A Hat Full of Sky]]''<br />
|2004<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|The third YA Discworld book<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|33<br />
|''[[Going Postal]]''<br />
|2004<br />
|[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]]<br />
|Locus and Nebula Awards nominee, 2005<ref name="WWE-2005">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2005 | title = 2005 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|34<br />
|''[[Thud!]]''<br />
|2005<br />
|[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|Locus Award nominee, 2006<ref name="WWE-2006">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2006 | title = 2006 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|35<br />
|''[[Wintersmith]]''<br />
|2006<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
|The fourth YA book.<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|36<br />
|''[[Making Money]]''<br />
|2007<br />
|[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]]<br />
|Locus Award '''winner''', Nebula nominee, 2008<ref name="WWE-2008">{{cite web | url = http://www.worldswithoutend.com/books_year_index.asp?year=2008 | title = 2008 Award Winners & Nominees | work=Worlds Without End | accessdate=29 June 2009 }}</ref><br />
|Yes<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|37<br />
|''[[Unseen Academicals]]''<br />
|2009<br />
|[[Wizards (Discworld)|The Wizards]], [[Rincewind]], Miscellaneous (Nutt)<br />
|Locus Award Nominee, 2010<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|38<br />
|''[[I Shall Wear Midnight]]''<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.paulkidby.com/news/index.html |title=Discworld News August 2009 PJSM Prints |publisher=Paulkidby.com |date=22 August 2009 |accessdate=29 August 2009}}</ref><br />
|2010<br />
|[[Tiffany Aching]], [[Witches (Discworld)|The Witches]]<br />
| Fifth YA book, Andre Norton '''winner''', 2010<ref>[http://www.locusmag.com/News/2011/05/2010-nebula-awards-winners/ "2010 Nebula Awards Winners"], ''Locus Online'', May 21, 2011, accessed May 22, 2011.</ref><br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|39<br />
|''[[Snuff (Pratchett novel)|Snuff]]''<br />
|2011<br />
||[[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]] (Sam Vimes)<br />
| Third fastest selling book in first week of publication<ref>{{cite web|url=http://www.terrypratchett.co.uk/?p=970 |title=Snuff –third fastest selling novel since records began! |publisher=Terry Pratchett |date=2011-10-30 |accessdate=2011-11-23}}</ref><br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|-<br />
|40<br />
|''[[Raising Steam]]''<br />
|2013<br />
||[[Moist von Lipwig]], [[Ankh-Morpork]], [[Ankh-Morpork City Watch|The City Watch]]<br />
|<br />
|No<br />
|No<br />
|}</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page&diff=114Main Page2014-05-31T18:38:00Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
<hr />
<div><big>Wikinomial</big><br />
<br />
Stuff:<br />
* [[Recipes]]<br />
* [[OLPC XO-1]]<br />
* [[Futurama]]<br />
* [[Roosevelt]]<br />
* [[Discworld]]</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Pie_Crust&diff=113Pie Crust2013-06-30T15:15:36Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
<hr />
<div>This makes 2 parts (two bottoms, two tops, or one top and one bottom)<br />
<br />
* 1 stick frozen butter<br />
* 1 teaspoon salt (if using unsalted butter)<br />
* 1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour<br />
* 1 teaspoon sugar<br />
Chop the frozen butter into small 1/2" squares or so and add to the food processor<br />
<br />
Pulse 6-8 times until butter is pea sized<br />
<br />
Add 1tbsp ice water and pulse<br />
<br />
Stop when the mixture stays together when pinched between two fingers<br />
* Note 5 tbsp is too much and causes the dough to clump and stick in the food processor<br />
Knead the mixture for a couple of minutes to disperse the butter evenly. It changes texture from loose flour to something a bi tmore solid.<br />
Form it into a disc <br />
<br />
Put the disc in a sandwich bag in the fridge for 1 hour to 2 days.<br />
<br />
The recipe says to let the disc thaw at room temp for 5-10 min but I let it go 30 before rolling<br />
<br />
----<br />
Notes: I don't know how good this crust is compared to others<br />
<br />
----<br />
Original source: http://www.elise.com/recipes/archives/001127perfect_pie_crust.php</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Apple_Pie&diff=112Apple Pie2013-06-30T15:14:31Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
<hr />
<div>The last time I made this the apples were a little undercooked. I made 2 pies. Perhaps drop down to 4.5 pounds of apples or cut them more finely or bake it a little longer<br />
<br />
* 2.5 pounds (any combination of sour) apples peeled, cored, and sliced 1/4 inch thick (I use an apple corer and then slice each slice once more)<br />
* 1/4 cup granulated white sugar<br />
* 1/4 cup light brown sugar<br />
* 1 tablespoon lemon juice<br />
* 3/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon<br />
* 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg<br />
* 1/4 teaspoon salt<br />
<br />
combine the above in a bowl and let macerate for 2 hours at room temp then put in a strainer for 30 min until 1/2 cup of juice is collected<br />
<br />
microwave <br />
2 tablespoons unsalted butter <br />
with the juices for 7 minutes until reduced to about 1/3 cup<br />
<br />
mix apples with<br />
1 tablespoon plus 1 teaspoon cornstarch (i.e., a sprinkle)<br />
then mix in the reduced juices<br />
<br />
put in pie and bake at 425 until done (~55 minutes). At 30 minutes, can try to put foil around the edges of the pie to prevent the crust from burning although I can never get the foil to stay on.<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
notes:<br />
I usually buy frozen bottom crusts and make the top crust: [[Pie Crust]]<br />
<br />
I usually make 2 pies at once since it is a lot of work to slice the apples, make the crust, clean up, etc.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
http://www.joyofbaking.com/ApplePie.html</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Pie_Crust&diff=111Pie Crust2013-06-28T22:40:33Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
<hr />
<div>This makes 2 parts (two bottoms, two tops, or one top and one bottom)<br />
<br />
* 1 stick frozen butter<br />
* 1 teaspoon salt (if using unsalted butter)<br />
* 1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour<br />
* 1 teaspoon sugar<br />
Chop the frozen butter into small 1/2" squares or so and add to the food processor<br />
<br />
Pulse 6-8 times until butter is pea sized<br />
<br />
Add 1tbsp ice water and pulse<br />
<br />
Stop when the mixture stays together when pinched between two fingers<br />
* Note 5 tbsp is too much and causes the dough to clump and stick in the food processor<br />
Knead the mixture into a disc (this is more forming the disc than kneading)<br />
<br />
Put the disc in a sandwich bag in the fridge for 1 hour to 2 days.<br />
<br />
The recipe says to let the disc thaw at room temp for 5-10 min but I let it go 30 before rolling<br />
<br />
----<br />
Notes: I don't know how good this crust is compared to others<br />
<br />
----<br />
Original source: http://www.elise.com/recipes/archives/001127perfect_pie_crust.php</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Pumpkin_Pie&diff=110Pumpkin Pie2012-04-21T22:26:11Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
<hr />
<div>* 1 1/4 cups [[Pumpkin Puree]]<br />
* 3/4 cup sugar<br />
* 1/2 teaspoon salt<br />
* 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger<br />
* 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon<br />
* 1 teaspoon all-purpose flour<br />
* 2 eggs<br />
Mix until eggs are broken up<br />
* 1 cup evaporated milk, undiluted<br />
* 2 tablespoons water (only if using canned pumpkin) (this seems to add a lot of baking time.. reduce this to 1tbs or remove completely)<br />
* 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract<br />
Mix until uniform<br />
<br />
Pour into unbaked 9" [[Pie Crust]]<br />
<br />
Bake at 425 for 15 min then bake at 350 until the crust starts to brown and the pie isn't jiggly in the center when shaken<br />
<br />
40 min for canned pumpkin<br />
<br />
1 hour or so for fresh pumpkin with more moisture<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
Notes: <br />
* Fresh pumpkin is much better than Whole Foods canned pumpkin pie filling (pumpkin + spices) and Whole Foods canned pumpkin.<br />
* Frozen crusts from Whole Foods are reasonably good<br />
* When I cook, most of my food is "meh" but this pie is "wow" when done with fresh pumpkin<br />
<br />
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Original recipe source: http://southernfood.about.com/od/pumpkinpies/r/bl30129a.htm</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Roast_Turkey&diff=109Roast Turkey2012-01-05T18:49:09Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
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<div>The day before:<br />
* chill 3/4 gallon of vegetable stock in the fridge or outside<br />
* chill 3/4 gallon or so of water in the fridge or outside (will need a gallon of heavily iced water for brine)<br />
* make some ice<br />
<br />
The night before (brine the turkey):<br />
Make the brine:<br />
* 1 cup kosher salt<br />
* 1/2 cup light brown sugar<br />
* 1/4 gallon vegetable stock<br />
* 1 tablespoon black peppercorns<br />
* 1 1/2 teaspoons allspice berries (optional)<br />
* 1 1/2 teaspoons chopped candied ginger (optional)<br />
* Combine everything and bring to a boil<br />
<br />
let the above cool down a little, then combine in a bucket with:<br />
* chilled vegetable stock<br />
* ice water <br />
* 1 (14 to 16 pound) turkey<br />
chill overnight<br />
<br />
Roast the turkey<br />
* Preheat the oven to 500 degrees F. Remove the bird from brine and rinse inside and out with cold water. Discard the brine.<br />
* Place the bird on roasting rack inside a half sheet pan and pat dry with paper towels.<br />
* Combine the apple, onion, cinnamon stick, and 1 cup of water in a microwave safe dish and microwave on high for 5 minutes. Add steeped aromatics to the turkey's cavity along with the rosemary and sage. Tuck the wings underneath the bird and coat the skin liberally with canola oil.<br />
* With a sheet of foil, make a triangle that will fit over the breast. Form to shape and remove for now<br />
* Roast the turkey on lowest level of the oven at 500 degrees F for 30 minutes. <br />
* Insert a probe thermometer into thickest part of the breast and reduce the oven temperature to 350 degrees F. Put the foil back on. Set the thermometer alarm (if available) to 161 degrees F. A 14 to 16 pound bird should require a total of 2 to 2 1/2 hours of roasting. Let the turkey rest, loosely covered with foil or a large mixing bowl for 15 minutes before carving.</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Roast_Turkey&diff=108Roast Turkey2012-01-05T18:46:48Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
<hr />
<div>The day before:<br />
Make the brine:<br />
* 1 cup kosher salt<br />
* 1/2 cup light brown sugar<br />
* 1/4 gallon vegetable stock<br />
* 1 tablespoon black peppercorns<br />
* 1 1/2 teaspoons allspice berries (optional)<br />
* 1 1/2 teaspoons chopped candied ginger (optional)<br />
* Combine everything and bring to a boil then chill<br />
<br />
* chill 3/4 gallon of vegetable stock in the fridge or outside<br />
* chill 3/4 gallon or so of water in the fridge or outside (will need a gallon of heavily iced water for brine)<br />
* make some ice<br />
<br />
The night before (brine the turkey):<br />
* brine from above<br />
* chilled vegetable stock<br />
* ice water <br />
* 1 (14 to 16 pound) turkey<br />
<br />
* Put everything into a 5 gallon bucket and chill overnight<br />
<br />
Roast the turkey<br />
* Preheat the oven to 500 degrees F. Remove the bird from brine and rinse inside and out with cold water. Discard the brine.<br />
* Place the bird on roasting rack inside a half sheet pan and pat dry with paper towels.<br />
* Combine the apple, onion, cinnamon stick, and 1 cup of water in a microwave safe dish and microwave on high for 5 minutes. Add steeped aromatics to the turkey's cavity along with the rosemary and sage. Tuck the wings underneath the bird and coat the skin liberally with canola oil.<br />
* With a sheet of foil, make a triangle that will fit over the breast. Form to shape and remove for now<br />
* Roast the turkey on lowest level of the oven at 500 degrees F for 30 minutes. <br />
* Insert a probe thermometer into thickest part of the breast and reduce the oven temperature to 350 degrees F. Put the foil back on. Set the thermometer alarm (if available) to 161 degrees F. A 14 to 16 pound bird should require a total of 2 to 2 1/2 hours of roasting. Let the turkey rest, loosely covered with foil or a large mixing bowl for 15 minutes before carving.</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=OLPC_XO-1&diff=107OLPC XO-12011-10-30T17:08:12Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
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<div>When the OLPC XO-1's software is upgraded, it installs a fresh image rather than upgrading individual components. Here are my notes on how to restore my settings.<br />
<br />
* Power Management<br />
* In the control panel in the center of the apps page, uncheck the power management options<br />
* To prevent suspend when closing the lid, sudo touch /etc/ohm/inhibit-suspend<br />
* run "init 3" to disable all of the GUI sugar stuff<br />
* when I run pandora, sometimes it stutters because sugar is doing stuff<br />
* turn off the screen backlight:<br />
* echo "0" > /sys/class/backlight/dcon-bl/brightness<br />
* turn it back on by writing "15" to it</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Pumpkin_Puree&diff=106Pumpkin Puree2011-10-28T01:03:17Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
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<div>* pumpkins cut in half (easier to stab the knife into the pumpkin and saw in and out)<br />
Remove the seeds and stringy bits (using a special tool??)<br />
<br />
Place both halves, cut side down, in a pan with 1 cup of water<br />
<br />
Bake at 350 until tender (60-90 minutes: the pumpkin should yield easily when prodded then fall apart when it is removed from the pan)<br />
<br />
Try to drain as much water as possible from the cavity<br />
<br />
Scrape the pumpkin flesh out and puree in a food processor<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
Notes<br />
* 1lb pumpkin = 1c puree<br />
* use pie pumpkins and not jack-o-lantern pumpkins<br />
<br />
* too much moisture for pie. Try to press some of the moisture out before pureeing?<br />
* maybe score the flesh before cooking so the water drains out?<br />
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Original source: http://www.ehow.com/how_8305_make-pumpkin-puree.html</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Pumpkin_Puree&diff=105Pumpkin Puree2011-10-28T01:02:50Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
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<div>* pumpkins cut in half (easier to stab the knife into the pumpkin and saw in and out)<br />
Remove the seeds and stringy bits (using a special tool??)<br />
<br />
Place both halves, cut side down, in a pan with 1 cup of water<br />
<br />
Bake at 350 until tender (60-90 minutes: the pumpkin should yield easily when prodded then fall apart when it is removed from the pan)<br />
<br />
Try to drain as much water as possible from the cavity<br />
<br />
Scrape the pumpkin flesh out and puree in a food processor<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
Notes<br />
* 1lb pumpkin = 1c puree<br />
* use pie pumpkins and not jack-o-lantern pumpkins<br />
<br />
* too much moisture for pie. Try to press some of the moisture out before pureeing?<br />
----<br />
Original source: http://www.ehow.com/how_8305_make-pumpkin-puree.html</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Easy_Chili&diff=104Easy Chili2011-09-19T01:00:09Z<p>DorkGently: New page: * 1 pound lean ground beef * 1 cup diced onion * 2 cloves garlic, finely chopped * 2 (16-ounce) cans kidney, pinto or black beans, drained and rinsed * 2 1/2 cups Salsa - Th...</p>
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<div> * 1 pound lean ground beef<br />
* 1 cup diced onion<br />
* 2 cloves garlic, finely chopped<br />
* 2 (16-ounce) cans kidney, pinto or black beans, drained and rinsed<br />
* 2 1/2 cups Salsa - Thick & Chunky<br />
* 1 (4-ounce) can Diced Green Chiles<br />
* 2 teaspoons chili powder<br />
* 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin<br />
<br />
<br />
1. Cook and drain the ground beef, onion and garlic in large skillet until beef is browned.<br />
2. Add the beans, salsa, chiles, chili powder and cumin. Bring to a boil. Reduce heat to low; cover. Cook, stirring frequently, for 20 to 25 minutes.<br />
<br />
From<br />
http://www.goodchilirecipes.com/easy_chili_recipe.html<br />
but as of this writing the domain has expired</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Recipes&diff=103Recipes2011-09-19T00:57:44Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
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<div>== Beef ==<br />
* [[Easy Chili]]<br />
* [[Grilled Flank Steak]]<br />
* [[Grilled Skirt Steak]]<br />
* [[Taco Seasoning]]<br />
* [[Wok Stir Fry]]<br />
<br />
== Chicken ==<br />
* [[Chicken Spice Rub]]<br />
<br />
== Turkey ==<br />
* [[Roast Turkey]]<br />
<br />
== Desserts ==<br />
* [[Apple Pie]]<br />
* [[Ice Cream]]<br />
* [[Pumpkin Pie]]<br />
<br />
== Drinks ==<br />
* [[Iced Tea]]<br />
* [[Lemonade]]<br />
<br />
== Pastries ==<br />
* [[Pie Crust]]<br />
<br />
== Misc ==<br />
* [[Pumpkin Puree]]<br />
<br />
== Fish ==<br />
* [[Broiled Shrimp]]<br />
* [[Baked Salmon]]<br />
<br />
== Soup ==<br />
* [[Spicy Fish Soup]]<br />
* [[Cream of Asparagus]]<br />
* [[Cream of Mushroom]]</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Chicken_Spice_Rub&diff=102Chicken Spice Rub2011-08-01T23:32:20Z<p>DorkGently: New page: I use this on dark meat with skin (drumstick, leg). I pull the skin back and rub it under the skin so it stays with the meat when it cooks. I put the skin back and coat it with oil. Roast ...</p>
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<div>I use this on dark meat with skin (drumstick, leg). I pull the skin back and rub it under the skin so it stays with the meat when it cooks. I put the skin back and coat it with oil. Roast the meat.<br />
<br />
* 1 tbsp paprika<br />
* 1 tsp onion powder<br />
* 1 tsp garlic powder<br />
* 1/2 tsp kosher salt<br />
* 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Recipes&diff=101Recipes2011-08-01T23:27:09Z<p>DorkGently: /* Chicken */</p>
<hr />
<div>== Beef ==<br />
* [[Grilled Flank Steak]]<br />
* [[Grilled Skirt Steak]]<br />
* [[Taco Seasoning]]<br />
* [[Wok Stir Fry]]<br />
<br />
== Chicken ==<br />
* [[Chicken Spice Rub]]<br />
<br />
== Turkey ==<br />
* [[Roast Turkey]]<br />
<br />
== Desserts ==<br />
* [[Apple Pie]]<br />
* [[Ice Cream]]<br />
* [[Pumpkin Pie]]<br />
<br />
== Drinks ==<br />
* [[Iced Tea]]<br />
* [[Lemonade]]<br />
<br />
== Pastries ==<br />
* [[Pie Crust]]<br />
<br />
== Misc ==<br />
* [[Pumpkin Puree]]<br />
<br />
== Fish ==<br />
* [[Broiled Shrimp]]<br />
* [[Baked Salmon]]<br />
<br />
== Soup ==<br />
* [[Spicy Fish Soup]]<br />
* [[Cream of Asparagus]]<br />
* [[Cream of Mushroom]]</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Roosevelt&diff=100Roosevelt2010-12-21T03:56:06Z<p>DorkGently: /* Food */</p>
<hr />
<div>(My cat)<br />
<br />
== Food ==<br />
<br />
<br />
Likes<br />
* Chicken (white and dark meat)<br />
* Steak<br />
* Salmon<br />
* Catfish<br />
* Turbot<br />
* Milk<br />
* Cheese (American, cheddar)<br />
* Lobster tail<br />
<br />
Will eat<br />
* Spaghetti<br />
* Spinach stem<br />
* Kitty litter (?!)<br />
* I've read that this means the cat needs more minerals in his diet but he gets high quality wet and dry food<br />
<br />
Ignores<br />
* Soy sauce<br />
* Spinach leaf<br />
* Blueberry cereal bar (he tore open a package when I was away but only ate a tiny amount)<br />
* Whole pumpkin that I have on the dining table<br />
* Carrot<br />
<br />
Turns away from<br />
* Onion (I know cats should not eat onion)</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Roast_Turkey&diff=99Roast Turkey2010-11-20T03:22:52Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
<hr />
<div>Do this 3+ days ahead of time (chill some stuff outside or in the fridge):<br />
* chill 3/4 gallon of vegetable stock<br />
* chill up to 1 gallon of water<br />
<br />
Do this 2 days ahead of time (make the brine):<br />
* 1 cup kosher salt<br />
* 1/2 cup light brown sugar<br />
* 1/4 gallon vegetable stock<br />
* 1 tablespoon black peppercorns<br />
* 1 1/2 teaspoons allspice berries (optional)<br />
* 1 1/2 teaspoons chopped candied ginger (optional)<br />
<br />
* Combine everything and bring to a boil then chill.<br />
<br />
The night before (brine the turkey):<br />
* brine from above<br />
* chilled vegetable stock<br />
* chilled water <br />
* 1 (14 to 16 pound) turkey<br />
<br />
* Put everything into a 5 gallon bucket and chill overnight<br />
<br />
Roast the turkey<br />
* Preheat the oven to 500 degrees F. Remove the bird from brine and rinse inside and out with cold water. Discard the brine.<br />
* Place the bird on roasting rack inside a half sheet pan and pat dry with paper towels.<br />
* Combine the apple, onion, cinnamon stick, and 1 cup of water in a microwave safe dish and microwave on high for 5 minutes. Add steeped aromatics to the turkey's cavity along with the rosemary and sage. Tuck the wings underneath the bird and coat the skin liberally with canola oil.<br />
* With a sheet of foil, make a triangle that will fit over the breast. Form to shape and remove for now<br />
* Roast the turkey on lowest level of the oven at 500 degrees F for 30 minutes. <br />
* Insert a probe thermometer into thickest part of the breast and reduce the oven temperature to 350 degrees F. Put the foil back on. Set the thermometer alarm (if available) to 161 degrees F. A 14 to 16 pound bird should require a total of 2 to 2 1/2 hours of roasting. Let the turkey rest, loosely covered with foil or a large mixing bowl for 15 minutes before carving.</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Roast_Turkey&diff=98Roast Turkey2010-11-09T16:39:11Z<p>DorkGently: New page: Make the brine 24+ hours before cooking (the turkey is brined for 16 hours and the brine has to be chilled before that): * 1 cup kosher salt * 1/2 cup light brown sugar * 1 gal...</p>
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<div>Make the brine 24+ hours before cooking (the turkey is brined for 16 hours and the brine has to be chilled before that):<br />
* 1 cup kosher salt<br />
* 1/2 cup light brown sugar<br />
* 1 gallon vegetable stock<br />
* 1 tablespoon black peppercorns<br />
* 1 1/2 teaspoons allspice berries (optional)<br />
* 1 1/2 teaspoons chopped candied ginger (optional)<br />
<br />
* Combine everything and bring to a boil, then put in the fridge.<br />
* I get the gallon of vegetable stock in quart packs. I put 3 in the fridge and make the brine with just 1. I let the brine cool and then I add the chilled stock to the brine. That way I'm not trying to put a gallon of hot mass into the fridge.<br />
<br />
Brine the turkey<br />
* 1 gallon brine from above<br />
* 1 (14 to 16 pound) turkey<br />
* 1 gallon heavily iced water<br />
<br />
* Put everything into a 5 gallon bucket and chill overnight<br />
* The recipe says 8-16 hours so I usually do it before going to bed the night before<br />
* Since it is a brine I think technically it doesn't have to be refrigerated but I do it anyway<br />
<br />
Roast the turkey<br />
* Preheat the oven to 500 degrees F. Remove the bird from brine and rinse inside and out with cold water. Discard the brine.<br />
* Place the bird on roasting rack inside a half sheet pan and pat dry with paper towels.<br />
* Combine the apple, onion, cinnamon stick, and 1 cup of water in a microwave safe dish and microwave on high for 5 minutes. Add steeped aromatics to the turkey's cavity along with the rosemary and sage. Tuck the wings underneath the bird and coat the skin liberally with canola oil.<br />
* With a sheet of foil, make a triangle that will fit over the breast. Form to shape and remove for now<br />
* Roast the turkey on lowest level of the oven at 500 degrees F for 30 minutes. <br />
* Insert a probe thermometer into thickest part of the breast and reduce the oven temperature to 350 degrees F. Put the foil back on. Set the thermometer alarm (if available) to 161 degrees F. A 14 to 16 pound bird should require a total of 2 to 2 1/2 hours of roasting. Let the turkey rest, loosely covered with foil or a large mixing bowl for 15 minutes before carving.</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Recipes&diff=97Recipes2010-11-09T16:22:59Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
<hr />
<div>== Beef ==<br />
* [[Grilled Flank Steak]]<br />
* [[Grilled Skirt Steak]]<br />
* [[Taco Seasoning]]<br />
* [[Wok Stir Fry]]<br />
<br />
== Chicken ==<br />
<br />
== Turkey ==<br />
* [[Roast Turkey]]<br />
<br />
== Desserts ==<br />
* [[Apple Pie]]<br />
* [[Ice Cream]]<br />
* [[Pumpkin Pie]]<br />
<br />
== Drinks ==<br />
* [[Iced Tea]]<br />
* [[Lemonade]]<br />
<br />
== Pastries ==<br />
* [[Pie Crust]]<br />
<br />
== Misc ==<br />
* [[Pumpkin Puree]]<br />
<br />
== Fish ==<br />
* [[Broiled Shrimp]]<br />
* [[Baked Salmon]]<br />
<br />
== Soup ==<br />
* [[Spicy Fish Soup]]<br />
* [[Cream of Asparagus]]<br />
* [[Cream of Mushroom]]</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Roosevelt&diff=96Roosevelt2010-10-31T00:01:53Z<p>DorkGently: /* Food */</p>
<hr />
<div>(My cat)<br />
<br />
== Food ==<br />
<br />
<br />
Likes<br />
* Chicken (white and dark meat)<br />
* Steak<br />
* Salmon<br />
* Catfish<br />
* Turbot<br />
* Milk<br />
<br />
Will eat<br />
* Spaghetti<br />
* Spinach stem<br />
* Kitty litter (?!)<br />
* I've read that this means the cat needs more minerals in his diet but he gets high quality wet and dry food<br />
<br />
Ignores<br />
* Soy sauce<br />
* Spinach leaf<br />
* Blueberry cereal bar (he tore open a package when I was away but only ate a tiny amount)<br />
* Whole pumpkin that I have on the dining table<br />
* Carrot<br />
<br />
Turns away from<br />
* Onion (I know cats should not eat onion)</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Roosevelt&diff=95Roosevelt2010-10-23T03:59:51Z<p>DorkGently: New page: == Food == Likes * Chicken (white and dark meat) * Steak * Salmon * Catfish * Turbot * Milk Will eat * Spaghetti * Spinach stem * Kitty litter (?!) * I've read that this mea...</p>
<hr />
<div>== Food ==<br />
<br />
<br />
Likes<br />
* Chicken (white and dark meat)<br />
* Steak<br />
* Salmon<br />
* Catfish<br />
* Turbot<br />
* Milk<br />
<br />
Will eat<br />
* Spaghetti<br />
* Spinach stem<br />
* Kitty litter (?!)<br />
* I've read that this means the cat needs more minerals in his diet but he gets high quality wet and dry food<br />
<br />
Ignores<br />
* Soy sauce<br />
* Spinach leaf<br />
* Blueberry cereal bar (he tore open a package when I was away but only ate a tiny amount)<br />
* Whole pumpkin that I have on the dining table<br />
<br />
Turns away from<br />
* Onion (I know cats should not eat onion)</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page&diff=94Main Page2010-10-23T03:51:59Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
<hr />
<div><big>Wikinomial</big><br />
<br />
Stuff:<br />
* [[Recipes]]<br />
* [[OLPC XO-1]]<br />
* [[Futurama]]<br />
* [[Roosevelt]]</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Repeated_Jokes&diff=93Repeated Jokes2010-06-24T13:31:45Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
<hr />
<div> * Fry confuses Hermes for someone else<br />
* "A Pharoah to Remember" - in the tomb Fry and Lela pretend to have forgotten about Bender. Fry remembers Hermes as the guy who used to bend things<br />
* "War is the H-Word" - After Lee Lemon steals the helicopter, Fry wonders if it is Hermes in disguise<br />
<br />
* Non-linear time<br />
* "The Lesser of Two Evils" - Fry says that if he wants to go back to the year 2000, he'll just freeze himself again<br />
* "The Cryonic Woman" - a defrostee says that he froze himself because he wanted to meet Shakespeare and he figured time was cyclical<br />
<br />
* Mocking the validity of science in a question with an obvious answer<br />
* "The Honking" - a villager claims that "modern science" cannot explain how a robot walks or talks<br />
* "Goodfellas" - Bender wonders why the humans' "precious science" is unable to explain why the palm tree gets sick every time he cooks<br />
<br />
* Fry makes reference to mushrooms in his bathroom<br />
* "The Problem with Popplers" - Fry believes he is good at foraging because he used to find edible mushrooms on his bath mat<br />
* "Jurassic Bark" - Fry commends Seymour for waiting for him just like the mushroom in his shower<br />
<br />
* Zoidberg is excluded from a group in a degrading way<br />
* "Obsoletely Fabulous" - Bender asks Robot 1X to save his friends... and Zoidberg<br />
* "Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch" - Fry notes that everyone they invited to Kif's baby shower is present. Zoidberg notes that he is also there<br />
* he is included in "The Lesser of Two Evils" when Farnsworth introduces Flexo to "Leela, Zoidberg, the rest of you"<br />
<br />
* Someone explains a mystery that everyone else already considers to be obvious (Futurama <-> Simpsons repeat)<br />
* "Crimes of the Hot" - Zoidberg deduces that Nixon is going to shut off all the robots. Lela says they all figured that out<br />
* "Treehouse of Horror IX (The Simpsons)" - Lisa deduces that Homer's hair transplant is causing him to kill people. Marge declares that it was obvious<br />
<br />
* Fry expects a medical device in the mouth and is mistaken<br />
* "Parasites Lost" - Fry opens his mouth for the camera and Zoidberg tells him to guess again<br />
* "Deep South" - Fry says that he cannot swallow the large pressure pill and Farnsworth tells him that it is a suppository<br />
<br />
* Bender talks about a disembodied human heart in a shockingly careless way<br />
* "Insane in the Mainframe" - Bender ends the episode by saying that he has a human heart inside him<br />
* "Anthology of Interest II" - Bender joins the group to go ask the Professor for a human heart to pump blood out of his basement<br />
<br />
* Honeymooners reference: "straight to the moon"<br />
* "The Series Has Landed" - the amusement park has a recreation of the scene and Fry points out it is a metaphor for Ralph beating his wife<br />
* "Spanish Fry" - Lrr threatens to send Ndnd straight to the 3rd moon of Omicron Persei 8<br />
<br />
* Bender wants to do something and then immediately doesn't want to do it<br />
* "The Honking" - Bender inherits a castle and wants to sleep there overnight. When the will reveals that as a requirement, he complains that "there's always a catch"<br />
* "The Why of Fry" - Bender offers to take dejected Fry out to do anything he wants. Fry mentions bowling and Bender curtly declines.<br />
<br />
* Culprit feigns surprise at the crime<br />
* "30% Iron Chef" - Zoidberg is shocked when Fry is accused of destroying the Professor's bottle<br />
* "Anthology of Interest" - Leela is shocked when Zoidberg says that one of the people in the accusing parlor is a big murderer<br />
<br />
* Character gets hit in order to punish another character embedded inside<br />
* "300 Big Boys" - Amy slaps herself when her talking tattoo complains about the crummy date<br />
* "My Three Suns" - Bender punches Fry in the stomach when the emperor inside Fry betrays their position<br />
<br />
* Bender carelessly calls a location that is important to Leela a dump<br />
* "The Cyber House Rules" - Bender refers to the Orphanarium as a dump<br />
* "A Bicyclops Built for Two" - Bender calls Cyclopia a dump<br />
<br />
* Character points out that something doesn't make sense (I like this joke so I don't mind it being repeated :) )<br />
* "Brannigan Begin Again" - in court, Leela argues that it was all true, including the parts that made no sense<br />
* "Why Must I Be a Crustacean In love" - Amy says that Bender is so fat his door won't even close and that that doesn't even make sense<br />
* "The Honking" - Farnsworth explains how the robot ghost was formed and then says that sequence of words he just said makes perfect sense<br />
* "That's Lobstertainment" - Bender says that the movie plot makes perfect sense, *wink* *wink*<br />
<br />
* Character inappropriately surmises that people like swarms of things<br />
* "Xmas Story" - Fry considers buying a swarm of lizards for Leela<br />
* "30% Iron Chef" - Bender bakes a pie containing a swarm of something under the crust<br />
<br />
* A character speaks an unknown language and it is believed that they simply speak incorrectly<br />
* "Deep South" - Fry doesn't speak fish but Umbriel thinks she just has an atrocious accent<br />
* "Why Must I Be a Crustacean In love" - The Decapod 10 leader addresses Zoidberg by his native name but runs off thinking that Fry is mocking his speech impediment<br />
<br />
* Shoe eating<br />
* "That's Lobstertainment" - Fry is going to eat his shoes after being trapped in the tar pit<br />
* "Godfellas" - the members of the crazy sect eat their shoes when locked in the closet<br />
<br />
* Character expounds on a valuable memory and then forgets everything<br />
* "I Roomate" - Bender has a lot of memories of his old apartment... and now they're gone<br />
* "The 30% Iron Chef" - Bender must forget everything he knows in order to become a good chef</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Repeated_Jokes&diff=92Repeated Jokes2010-06-24T13:29:14Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
<hr />
<div> * Fry confuses Hermes for someone else<br />
* "A Pharoah to Remember" - in the tomb Fry and Lela pretend to have forgotten about Bender. Fry remembers Hermes as the guy who used to bend things<br />
* "War is the H-Word" - After Lee Lemon steals the helicopter, Fry wonders if it is Hermes in disguise<br />
<br />
* Non-linear time<br />
* "The Lesser of Two Evils" - Fry says that if he wants to go back to the year 2000, he'll just freeze himself again<br />
* "The Cryonic Woman" - a defrostee says that he froze himself because he wanted to meet Shakespeare and he figured time was cyclical<br />
<br />
* Mocking the validity of science in a question with an obvious answer<br />
* "The Honking" - a villager claims that "modern science" cannot explain how a robot walks or talks<br />
* "Goodfellas" - Bender wonders why the humans' "precious science" is unable to explain why the palm tree gets sick every time he cooks<br />
<br />
* Fry makes reference to mushrooms in his bathroom<br />
* "The Problem with Popplers" - Fry believes he is good at foraging because he used to find edible mushrooms on his bath mat<br />
* "Jurassic Bark" - Fry commends Seymour for waiting for him just like the mushroom in his shower<br />
<br />
* Zoidberg is excluded from a group in a degrading way<br />
* "Obsoletely Fabulous" - Bender asks Robot 1X to save his friends... and Zoidberg<br />
* "Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch" - Fry notes that everyone they invited to Kif's baby shower is present. Zoidberg notes that he is also there<br />
* he is included in "The Lesser of Two Evils" when Farnsworth introduces Flexo to "Leela, Zoidberg, the rest of you"<br />
<br />
* Someone explains a mystery that everyone else already considers to be obvious (Futurama <-> Simpsons repeat)<br />
* "Crimes of the Hot" - Zoidberg deduces that Nixon is going to shut off all the robots. Lela says they all figured that out<br />
* "Treehouse of Horror IX (The Simpsons)" - Lisa deduces that Homer's hair transplant is causing him to kill people. Marge declares that it was obvious<br />
<br />
* Fry expects a medical device in the mouth and is mistaken<br />
* "Parasites Lost" - Fry opens his mouth for the camera and Zoidberg tells him to guess again<br />
* "Deep South" - Fry says that he cannot swallow the large pressure pill and Farnsworth tells him that it is a suppository<br />
<br />
* Bender talks about a disembodied human heart in a shockingly careless way<br />
* "Insane in the Mainframe" - Bender ends the episode by saying that he has a human heart inside him<br />
* "Anthology of Interest II" - Bender joins the group to go ask the Professor for a human heart to pump blood out of his basement<br />
<br />
* Honeymooners reference: "straight to the moon"<br />
* "The Series Has Landed" - the amusement park has a recreation of the scene and Fry points out it is a metaphor for Ralph beating his wife<br />
* "Spanish Fry" - Lrr threatens to send Ndnd straight to the 3rd moon of Omicron Persei 8<br />
<br />
* Bender wants to do something and then immediately doesn't want to do it<br />
* "The Honking" - Bender inherits a castle and wants to sleep there overnight. When the will reveals that as a requirement, he complains that "there's always a catch"<br />
* "The Why of Fry" - Bender offers to take dejected Fry out to do anything he wants. Fry mentions bowling and Bender curtly declines.<br />
<br />
* Culprit feigns surprise at the crime<br />
* "30% Iron Chef" - Zoidberg is shocked when Fry is accused of destroying the Professor's bottle<br />
* "Anthology of Interest" - Leela is shocked when Zoidberg says that one of the people in the accusing parlor is a big murderer<br />
<br />
* Character gets hit in order to punish another character embedded inside<br />
* "300 Big Boys" - Amy slaps herself when her talking tattoo complains about the crummy date<br />
* "My Three Suns" - Bender punches Fry in the stomach when the emperor inside Fry betrays their position<br />
<br />
* Bender carelessly calls a location that is important to Leela a dump<br />
* "The Cyber House Rules" - Bender refers to the Orphanarium as a dump<br />
* "A Bicyclops Built for Two" - Bender calls Cyclopia a dump<br />
<br />
* Character points out that something doesn't make sense (I like this joke so I don't mind it being repeated :) )<br />
* "Brannigan Begin Again" - in court, Leela argues that it was all true, including the parts that made no sense<br />
* "Why Must I Be a Crustacean In love" - Amy says that Bender is so fat his door won't even close and that that doesn't even make sense<br />
* "The Honking" - Farnsworth explains how the robot ghost was formed and then says that sequence of words he just said makes perfect sense<br />
* "That's Lobstertainment" - Bender says that the movie plot makes perfect sense, *wink* *wink*<br />
<br />
* Character inappropriately surmises that people like swarms of things<br />
* "Xmas Story" - Fry considers buying a swarm of lizards for Leela<br />
* "30% Iron Chef" - Bender bakes a pie containing a swarm of something under the crust<br />
<br />
* A character speaks an unknown language and it is believed that they simply speak incorrectly<br />
* "Deep South" - Fry doesn't speak fish but Umbriel thinks she just has an atrocious accent<br />
* "Why Must I Be a Crustacean In love" - The Decapod 10 leader addresses Zoidberg by his native name but runs off thinking that Fry is mocking his speech impediment<br />
<br />
* Shoe eating<br />
* "That's Lobstertainment" - Fry is going to eat his shoes after being trapped in the tar pit<br />
* "Godfellas" - the members of the crazy sect eat their shoes when locked in the closet<br />
<br />
* Character expounds on a valuable memory and then forgets everything<br />
* "I Roomate" - Bender has a lot of memories of his old apartment... and now they're gone<br />
* "The 30% Iron Chef" - Bender must forget everything he knows in order to become a good chef<br />
* "I Dated a Robot" - Lucy Liu's clone says she will never forget Fry, then immediately has her memory deleted</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Repeated_Jokes&diff=89Repeated Jokes2010-04-26T14:17:04Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
<hr />
<div> * Fry confuses Hermes for someone else<br />
* "A Pharoah to Remember" - in the tomb Fry and Lela pretend to have forgotten about Bender. Fry remembers Hermes as the guy who used to bend things<br />
* "War is the H-Word" - After Lee Lemon steals the helicopter, Fry wonders if it is Hermes in disguise<br />
<br />
* Non-linear time<br />
* "The Lesser of Two Evils" - Fry says that if he wants to go back to the year 2000, he'll just freeze himself again<br />
* "The Cryonic Woman" - a defrostee says that he froze himself because he wanted to meet Shakespeare and he figured time was cyclical<br />
<br />
* Mocking the validity of science in a question with an obvious answer<br />
* "The Honking" - a villager claims that "modern science" cannot explain how a robot walks or talks<br />
* "Goodfellas" - Bender wonders why the humans' "precious science" is unable to explain why the palm tree gets sick every time he cooks<br />
<br />
* Fry makes reference to mushrooms in his bathroom<br />
* "The Problem with Popplers" - Fry believes he is good at foraging because he used to find edible mushrooms on his bath mat<br />
* "Jurassic Bark" - Fry commends Seymour for waiting for him just like the mushroom in his shower<br />
<br />
* Zoidberg is excluded from a group in a degrading way<br />
* "Obsoletely Fabulous" - Bender asks Robot 1X to save his friends... and Zoidberg<br />
* "Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch" - Fry notes that everyone they invited to Kif's baby shower is present. Zoidberg notes that he is also there<br />
* he is included in "The Lesser of Two Evils" when Farnsworth introduces Flexo to "Leela, Zoidberg, the rest of you"<br />
<br />
* Someone explains a mystery that everyone else already considers to be obvious (Futurama <-> Simpsons repeat)<br />
* "Crimes of the Hot" - Zoidberg deduces that Nixon is going to shut off all the robots. Lela says they all figured that out<br />
* "Treehouse of Horror IX (The Simpsons)" - Lisa deduces that Homer's hair transplant is causing him to kill people. Marge declares that it was obvious<br />
<br />
* Fry expects a medical device in the mouth and is mistaken<br />
* "Parasites Lost" - Fry opens his mouth for the camera and Zoidberg tells him to guess again<br />
* "Deep South" - Fry says that he cannot swallow the large pressure pill and Farnsworth tells him that it is a suppository<br />
<br />
* Bender talks about a disembodied human heart in a shockingly careless way<br />
* "Insane in the Mainframe" - Bender ends the episode by saying that he has a human heart inside him<br />
* "Anthology of Interest II" - Bender joins the group to go ask the Professor for a human heart to pump blood out of his basement<br />
<br />
* Honeymooners reference: "straight to the moon"<br />
* "The Series Has Landed" - the amusement park has a recreation of the scene and Fry points out it is a metaphor for Ralph beating his wife<br />
* "Spanish Fry" - Lrr threatens to send Ndnd straight to the 3rd moon of Omicron Persei 8<br />
<br />
* Bender wants to do something and then immediately doesn't want to do it<br />
* "The Honking" - Bender inherits a castle and wants to sleep there overnight. When the will reveals that as a requirement, he complains that "there's always a catch"<br />
* "The Why of Fry" - Bender offers to take dejected Fry out to do anything he wants. Fry mentions bowling and Bender curtly declines.<br />
<br />
* Culprit feigns surprise at the crime<br />
* "30% Iron Chef" - Zoidberg is shocked when Fry is accused of destroying the Professor's bottle<br />
* "Anthology of Interest" - Leela is shocked when Zoidberg says that one of the people in the accusing parlor is a big murderer<br />
<br />
* Character gets hit in order to punish another character embedded inside<br />
* "300 Big Boys" - Amy slaps herself when her talking tattoo complains about the crummy date<br />
* "My Three Suns" - Bender punches Fry in the stomach when the emperor inside Fry betrays their position<br />
<br />
* Bender carelessly calls a location that is important to Leela a dump<br />
* "The Cyber House Rules" - Bender refers to the Orphanarium as a dump<br />
* "A Bicyclops Built for Two" - Bender calls Cyclopia a dump<br />
<br />
* Character points out that something doesn't make sense (I like this joke so I don't mind it being repeated :) )<br />
* "Brannigan Begin Again" - in court, Leela argues that it was all true, including the parts that made no sense<br />
* "Why Must I Be a Crustacean In love" - Amy says that Bender is so fat his door won't even close and that that doesn't even make sense<br />
* "The Honking" - Farnsworth explains how the robot ghost was formed and then says that sequence of words he just said makes perfect sense<br />
* "That's Lobstertainment" - Bender says that the movie plot makes perfect sense, *wink* *wink*<br />
<br />
* Character inappropriately surmises that people like swarms of things<br />
* "Xmas Story" - Fry considers buying a swarm of lizards for Leela<br />
* "30% Iron Chef" - Bender bakes a pie containing a swarm of something under the crust<br />
<br />
* A character speaks an unknown language and it is believed that they simply speak incorrectly<br />
* "Deep South" - Fry doesn't speak fish but Umbriel thinks she just has an atrocious accent<br />
* "Why Must I Be a Crustacean In love" - The Decapod 10 leader addresses Zoidberg by his native name but runs off thinking that Fry is mocking his speech impediment<br />
<br />
* Shoe eating<br />
* "That's Lobstertainment" - Fry is going to eat his shoes after being trapped in the tar pit<br />
* "Godfellas" - the members of the crazy sect eat their shoes when locked in the closet<br />
<br />
* Bender casually presses a button to erase his memories<br />
* "I Roomate" - Bender has a lot of memories of his old apartment... and now they're gone<br />
* "The 30% Iron Chef" - Bender must forget everything he knows in order to become a good chef</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Apple_Pie&diff=88Apple Pie2010-04-03T02:15:58Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
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<div>* 2.5 pounds (any combination of sour) apples peeled, cored, and sliced 1/4 inch thick (I use an apple corer and then slice each slice once more)<br />
* 1/4 cup granulated white sugar<br />
* 1/4 cup light brown sugar<br />
* 1 tablespoon lemon juice<br />
* 3/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon<br />
* 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg<br />
* 1/4 teaspoon salt<br />
<br />
combine the above in a bowl and let macerate for 2 hours at room temp then put in a strainer for 30 min until 1/2 cup of juice is collected<br />
<br />
microwave <br />
2 tablespoons unsalted butter <br />
with the juices for 7 minutes until reduced to about 1/3 cup<br />
<br />
mix apples with<br />
1 tablespoon plus 1 teaspoon cornstarch (i.e., a sprinkle)<br />
then mix in the reduced juices<br />
<br />
put in pie and bake at 425 until done (~55 minutes). At 30 minutes, can try to put foil around the edges of the pie to prevent the crust from burning although I can never get the foil to stay on.<br />
<br />
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notes:<br />
I usually buy frozen bottom crusts and make the top crust: [[Pie Crust]]<br />
<br />
I usually make 2 pies at once since it is a lot of work to slice the apples, make the crust, clean up, etc.<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
----<br />
http://www.joyofbaking.com/ApplePie.html</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Recipes&diff=87Recipes2010-04-03T02:14:51Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
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<div>== Beef ==<br />
* [[Grilled Flank Steak]]<br />
* [[Grilled Skirt Steak]]<br />
* [[Taco Seasoning]]<br />
* [[Wok Stir Fry]]<br />
<br />
== Chicken ==<br />
<br />
== Desserts ==<br />
* [[Apple Pie]]<br />
* [[Ice Cream]]<br />
* [[Pumpkin Pie]]<br />
<br />
== Drinks ==<br />
* [[Iced Tea]]<br />
* [[Lemonade]]<br />
<br />
== Pastries ==<br />
* [[Pie Crust]]<br />
<br />
== Misc ==<br />
* [[Pumpkin Puree]]<br />
<br />
== Fish ==<br />
* [[Broiled Shrimp]]<br />
* [[Baked Salmon]]<br />
<br />
== Soup ==<br />
* [[Spicy Fish Soup]]<br />
* [[Cream of Asparagus]]<br />
* [[Cream of Mushroom]]</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Repeated_Jokes&diff=86Repeated Jokes2010-03-30T18:38:55Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
<hr />
<div> * Fry confuses Hermes for someone else<br />
* "A Pharoah to Remember" - in the tomb Fry and Lela pretend to have forgotten about Bender. Fry remembers Hermes as the guy who used to bend things<br />
* "War is the H-Word" - After Lee Lemon steals the helicopter, Fry wonders if it is Hermes in disguise<br />
<br />
* Non-linear time<br />
* "The Lesser of Two Evils" - Fry says that if he wants to go back to the year 2000, he'll just freeze himself again<br />
* "The Cryonic Woman" - a defrostee says that he froze himself because he wanted to meet Shakespeare and he figured time was cyclical<br />
<br />
* Mocking the validity of science in a question with an obvious answer<br />
* "The Honking" - a villager claims that "modern science" cannot explain how a robot walks or talks<br />
* "Goodfellas" - Bender wonders why the humans' "precious science" is unable to explain why the palm tree gets sick every time he cooks<br />
<br />
* Fry makes reference to mushrooms in his bathroom<br />
* "The Problem with Popplers" - Fry believes he is good at foraging because he used to find edible mushrooms on his bath mat<br />
* "Jurassic Bark" - Fry commends Seymour for waiting for him just like the mushroom in his shower<br />
<br />
* Zoidberg is excluded from a group in a degrading way<br />
* "Obsoletely Fabulous" - Bender asks Robot 1X to save his friends... and Zoidberg<br />
* "Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch" - Fry notes that everyone they invited to Kif's baby shower is present. Zoidberg notes that he is also there<br />
* he is included in "The Lesser of Two Evils" when Farnsworth introduces Flexo to "Leela, Zoidberg, the rest of you"<br />
<br />
* Someone explains a mystery that everyone else already considers to be obvious (Futurama <-> Simpsons repeat)<br />
* "Crimes of the Hot" - Zoidberg deduces that Nixon is going to shut off all the robots. Lela says they all figured that out<br />
* "Treehouse of Horror IX (The Simpsons)" - Lisa deduces that Homer's hair transplant is causing him to kill people. Marge declares that it was obvious<br />
<br />
* Fry expects a medical device in the mouth and is mistaken<br />
* "Parasites Lost" - Fry opens his mouth for the camera and Zoidberg tells him to guess again<br />
* "Deep South" - Fry says that he cannot swallow the large pressure pill and Farnsworth tells him that it is a suppository<br />
<br />
* Bender talks about a disembodied human heart in a shockingly careless way<br />
* "Insane in the Mainframe" - Bender ends the episode by saying that he has a human heart inside him<br />
* "Anthology of Interest II" - Bender joins the group to go ask the Professor for a human heart to pump blood out of his basement<br />
<br />
* Honeymooners reference: "straight to the moon"<br />
* "The Series Has Landed" - the amusement park has a recreation of the scene and Fry points out it is a metaphor for Ralph beating his wife<br />
* "Spanish Fry" - Lrr threatens to send Ndnd straight to the 3rd moon of Omicron Persei 8<br />
<br />
* Bender wants to do something and then immediately doesn't want to do it<br />
* "The Honking" - Bender inherits a castle and wants to sleep there overnight. When the will reveals that as a requirement, he complains that "there's always a catch"<br />
* "The Why of Fry" - Bender offers to take dejected Fry out to do anything he wants. Fry mentions bowling and Bender curtly declines.<br />
<br />
* Culprit feigns surprise at the crime<br />
* "30% Iron Chef" - Zoidberg is shocked when Fry is accused of destroying the Professor's bottle<br />
* "Anthology of Interest" - Leela is shocked when Zoidberg says that one of the people in the accusing parlor is a big murderer<br />
<br />
* Character gets hit in order to punish another character embedded inside<br />
* "300 Big Boys" - Amy slaps herself when her talking tattoo complains about the crummy date<br />
* "My Three Suns" - Bender punches Fry in the stomach when the emperor inside Fry betrays their position<br />
<br />
* Bender carelessly calls a location that is important to Leela a dump<br />
* "The Cyber House Rules" - Bender refers to the Orphanarium as a dump<br />
* "A Bicyclops Built for Two" - Bender calls Cyclopia a dump<br />
<br />
* Character points out that something doesn't make sense (I like this joke so I don't mind it being repeated :) )<br />
* "Brannigan Begin Again" - in court, Leela argues that it was all true, including the parts that made no sense<br />
* "Why Must I Be a Crustacean In love" - Amy says that Bender is so fat his door won't even close and that that doesn't even make sense<br />
* "The Honking" - Farnsworth explains how the robot ghost was formed and then says that sequence of words he just said makes perfect sense<br />
* "That's Lobstertainment" - Bender says that the movie plot makes perfect sense, *wink* *wink*<br />
<br />
* Character inappropriately surmises that people like swarms of things<br />
* "Xmas Story" - Fry considers buying a swarm of lizards for Leela<br />
* "30% Iron Chef" - Bender bakes a pie containing a swarm of something under the crust<br />
<br />
* A character speaks an unknown language and it is believed that they simply speak incorrectly<br />
* "Deep South" - Fry doesn't speak fish but Umbriel thinks she just has an atrocious accent<br />
* "Why Must I Be a Crustacean In love" - The Decapod 10 leader addresses Zoidberg by his native name but runs off thinking that Fry is mocking his speech impediment<br />
<br />
* Shoe eating<br />
* "That's Lobstertainment" - Fry is going to eat his shoes after being trapped in the tar pit<br />
* "Godfellas" - the members of the crazy sect eat their shoes when locked in the closet</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Repeated_Jokes&diff=85Repeated Jokes2010-03-25T16:36:31Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
<hr />
<div> * Fry confuses Hermes for someone else<br />
* "A Pharoah to Remember" - in the tomb Fry and Lela pretend to have forgotten about Bender. Fry remembers Hermes as the guy who used to bend things<br />
* "War is the H-Word" - After Lee Lemon steals the helicopter, Fry wonders if it is Hermes in disguise<br />
<br />
* Non-linear time<br />
* "The Lesser of Two Evils" - Fry says that if he wants to go back to the year 2000, he'll just freeze himself again<br />
* "The Cryonic Woman" - a defrostee says that he froze himself because he wanted to meet Shakespeare and he figured time was cyclical<br />
<br />
* Mocking the validity of science in a question with an obvious answer<br />
* "The Honking" - a villager claims that "modern science" cannot explain how a robot walks or talks<br />
* "Goodfellas" - Bender wonders why the humans' "precious science" is unable to explain why the palm tree gets sick every time he cooks<br />
<br />
* Fry makes reference to mushrooms in his bathroom<br />
* "The Problem with Popplers" - Fry believes he is good at foraging because he used to find edible mushrooms on his bath mat<br />
* "Jurassic Bark" - Fry commends Seymour for waiting for him just like the mushroom in his shower<br />
<br />
* Zoidberg is excluded from a group in a degrading way<br />
* "Obsoletely Fabulous" - Bender asks Robot 1X to save his friends... and Zoidberg<br />
* "Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch" - Fry notes that everyone they invited to Kif's baby shower is present. Zoidberg notes that he is also there<br />
* he is included in "The Lesser of Two Evils" when Farnsworth introduces Flexo to "Leela, Zoidberg, the rest of you"<br />
<br />
* Someone explains a mystery that everyone else already considers to be obvious (Futurama <-> Simpsons repeat)<br />
* "Crimes of the Hot" - Zoidberg deduces that Nixon is going to shut off all the robots. Lela says they all figured that out<br />
* "Treehouse of Horror IX (The Simpsons)" - Lisa deduces that Homer's hair transplant is causing him to kill people. Marge declares that it was obvious<br />
<br />
* Fry expects a medical device in the mouth and is mistaken<br />
* "Parasites Lost" - Fry opens his mouth for the camera and Zoidberg tells him to guess again<br />
* "Deep South" - Fry says that he cannot swallow the large pressure pill and Farnsworth tells him that it is a suppository<br />
<br />
* Bender talks about a disembodied human heart in a shockingly careless way<br />
* "Insane in the Mainframe" - Bender ends the episode by saying that he has a human heart inside him<br />
* "Anthology of Interest II" - Bender joins the group to go ask the Professor for a human heart to pump blood out of his basement<br />
<br />
* Honeymooners reference: "straight to the moon"<br />
* "The Series Has Landed" - the amusement park has a recreation of the scene and Fry points out it is a metaphor for Ralph beating his wife<br />
* "Spanish Fry" - Lrr threatens to send Ndnd straight to the 3rd moon of Omicron Persei 8<br />
<br />
* Bender wants to do something and then immediately doesn't want to do it<br />
* "The Honking" - Bender inherits a castle and wants to sleep there overnight. When the will reveals that as a requirement, he complains that "there's always a catch"<br />
* "The Why of Fry" - Bender offers to take dejected Fry out to do anything he wants. Fry mentions bowling and Bender curtly declines.<br />
<br />
* Culprit feigns surprise at the crime<br />
* "30% Iron Chef" - Zoidberg is shocked when Fry is accused of destroying the Professor's bottle<br />
* "Anthology of Interest" - Leela is shocked when Zoidberg says that one of the people in the accusing parlor is a big murderer<br />
<br />
* Character gets hit in order to punish another character embedded inside<br />
* "300 Big Boys" - Amy slaps herself when her talking tattoo complains about the crummy date<br />
* "My Three Suns" - Bender punches Fry in the stomach when the emperor inside Fry betrays their position<br />
<br />
* Bender carelessly calls a location that is important to Leela a dump<br />
* "The Cyber House Rules" - Bender refers to the Orphanarium as a dump<br />
* "A Bicyclops Built for Two" - Bender calls Cyclopia a dump<br />
<br />
* Character points out that something doesn't make sense (I like this joke so I don't mind it being repeated :) )<br />
* "Brannigan Begin Again" - in court, Leela argues that it was all true, including the parts that made no sense<br />
* "Why Must I Be a Crustacean In love" - Amy says that Bender is so fat his door won't even close and that that doesn't even make sense<br />
* "The Honking" - Farnsworth explains how the robot ghost was formed and then says that sequence of words he just said makes perfect sense<br />
* "That's Lobstertainment" - Bender says that the movie plot makes perfect sense, *wink* *wink*<br />
<br />
* Character inappropriately surmises that people like swarms of things<br />
* "Xmas Story" - Fry considers buying a swarm of lizards for Leela<br />
* "30% Iron Chef" - Bender bakes a pie containing a swarm of something under the crust<br />
<br />
* A character speaks an unknown language and it is believed that they simply speak incorrectly<br />
* "Deep South" - Fry doesn't speak fish but Umbriel thinks she just has an atrocious accent<br />
* "Why Must I Be a Crustacean In love" - The Decapod 10 leader addresses Zoidberg by his native name but runs off thinking that Fry is mocking his speech impediment</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Ice_Cream&diff=84Ice Cream2010-03-24T01:03:05Z<p>DorkGently: /* Mango Ice Cream */</p>
<hr />
<div>__TOC__<br />
<br />
== Vanilla Ice Cream ==<br />
* 9 oz sugar (1.266 cups where 1/4 cup is about .317oz)<br />
* 8 egg yolk whisked<br />
* 3 cups half and half<br />
* 2 tsp vanilla extract<br />
* 1 cup heavy cream<br />
<br />
scald dairy over medium heat<br />
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slowly add sugar to yolks, constantly stirring (yolks lighten in color)<br />
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temper dairy into eggs/sugar<br />
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heat to 170 slowly and while stirring (easy to curdle/burn near the heating element)<br />
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after it cools a bit, add the vanilla<br />
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refrigerate<br />
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churn<br />
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Notes:<br />
* Don't do this in the small pot (Don't worry: I know what I mean)<br />
* I tried making a quarter portion once. I thought it was just a block of ice, but I should have let it thaw a little bit like I do for a full portion<br />
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Original source: [http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,1977,FOOD_9936_31228,00.html Churn Baby Churn 2]<br />
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== Black Tea Ice Cream ==<br />
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Make [[Ice Cream#Vanilla_Ice_Cream | vanilla ice cream]] with the following changes:<br />
* omit the vanilla (perhaps adding this will enhance flavor? I don't know)<br />
* brew 4 teaspoons of black tea leaves in the scalded milk for an hour before continuing with recipe<br />
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Notes: this is pretty good. The flavor is subtle and not overpowering<br />
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Original source: I made this up myself<br />
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== Mango Ice Cream ==<br />
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* 1 mango, peeled & cut into pieces<br />
* 1 tbsp. plus 1 tsp. lime juice<br />
* 2 tbsp. honey<br />
* 1 pt. vanilla ice cream (the above vanilla ice cream recipe yields 1.5 quarts = 3 pints)<br />
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Blend the mango pieces, lime juice and honey briefly in an electric blender or food processor. Stir into vanilla ice cream<br />
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Original source: [http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1613,159166-226206,00.html]</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Ice_Cream&diff=83Ice Cream2010-03-24T00:23:18Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
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== Vanilla Ice Cream ==<br />
* 9 oz sugar (1.266 cups where 1/4 cup is about .317oz)<br />
* 8 egg yolk whisked<br />
* 3 cups half and half<br />
* 2 tsp vanilla extract<br />
* 1 cup heavy cream<br />
<br />
scald dairy over medium heat<br />
<br />
slowly add sugar to yolks, constantly stirring (yolks lighten in color)<br />
<br />
temper dairy into eggs/sugar<br />
<br />
heat to 170 slowly and while stirring (easy to curdle/burn near the heating element)<br />
<br />
after it cools a bit, add the vanilla<br />
<br />
refrigerate<br />
<br />
churn<br />
<br />
----<br />
Notes:<br />
* Don't do this in the small pot (Don't worry: I know what I mean)<br />
* I tried making a quarter portion once. I thought it was just a block of ice, but I should have let it thaw a little bit like I do for a full portion<br />
<br />
----<br />
Original source: [http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,1977,FOOD_9936_31228,00.html Churn Baby Churn 2]<br />
<br />
== Black Tea Ice Cream ==<br />
<br />
Make [[Ice Cream#Vanilla_Ice_Cream | vanilla ice cream]] with the following changes:<br />
* omit the vanilla (perhaps adding this will enhance flavor? I don't know)<br />
* brew 4 teaspoons of black tea leaves in the scalded milk for an hour before continuing with recipe<br />
<br />
----<br />
Notes: this is pretty good. The flavor is subtle and not overpowering<br />
<br />
----<br />
Original source: I made this up myself<br />
<br />
== Mango Ice Cream ==<br />
<br />
* 1 mango, peeled & cut into pieces<br />
* 1 tbsp. plus 1 tsp. lime juice<br />
* 2 tbsp. honey<br />
* 1 pt. vanilla ice cream (the above vanilla ice cream recipe yields 1.5 quarts = 3 pints)<br />
<br />
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Original source: [http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1613,159166-226206,00.html]</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Wok_Stir_Fry&diff=82Wok Stir Fry2010-03-23T16:24:57Z<p>DorkGently: New page: This recipe will be described in typical Asian style where the quantities are not explicitly stated. I've made this enough that I just make it and don't think about the amounts that I use....</p>
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<div>This recipe will be described in typical Asian style where the quantities are not explicitly stated. I've made this enough that I just make it and don't think about the amounts that I use. I have an electric stove so I use a portable butane burner to make this. I bought my burner online after searching for the one with the highest claimed BTU output. My burner claims to do 12000 BTU.<br />
* 1.25 pounds of flank steak sliced thinly into pieces about 3 inches long<br />
* marinade this in a mixture of rice wine, soy sauce, sugar, and corn starch for 30 minutes. Most of it should be the wine with a few tablespoons of soy sauce and pinches of sugar and corn starch. There should be just enough that the meat soaks it all up: I don't like it when the meat sits in a puddle of liquid because I want the meat to be relatively dry when it hits the heat<br />
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* heat the wok with some peanut oil and garlic and sear the flank steak. I usually do this in two batches so it doesn't overload the burner. This should only take about 1-2 minutes since the meat was sliced thinly. The meat will go back into the heat later so it doesn't have to be cooked through<br />
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* remove the meat to a plate and stir fry some veggies: onion and mushroom. Add carrot and nappa then drop the heat, cover, and let simmer for 3 minutes. Add a little soy sauce and oyster sauce (I use the oyster sauce that has MSG in it, but that's just my preference) Don't add water even if it seems dry; the veggies will leech water<br />
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* drain the cooked meat then add it back into the wok and let everything heat up for 2 minutes<br />
* add a few tbsp of corn starch to about 1/4 cup of water and stir. Add this to the wok and mix in</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Grilled_Skirt_Steak&diff=81Grilled Skirt Steak2010-03-23T16:09:27Z<p>DorkGently: New page: I think skirt steak is the most flavorful of all of the cuts of steak, and it is cheap. My Brazilian friends tell me that back home, skirt steak is one of the more expensive cuts because i...</p>
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<div>I think skirt steak is the most flavorful of all of the cuts of steak, and it is cheap. My Brazilian friends tell me that back home, skirt steak is one of the more expensive cuts because it is much more highly regarded there than it is here.<br />
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* coat steak in peanut oil, add kosher salt and black pepper<br />
* grill</div>DorkGentlyhttp://www.polynomial.org/wiki/index.php?title=Recipes&diff=80Recipes2010-03-23T16:03:19Z<p>DorkGently: </p>
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<div>== Beef ==<br />
* [[Grilled Flank Steak]]<br />
* [[Grilled Skirt Steak]]<br />
* [[Taco Seasoning]]<br />
* [[Wok Stir Fry]]<br />
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== Chicken ==<br />
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== Deserts ==<br />
* [[Apple Pie]]<br />
* [[Ice Cream]]<br />
* [[Pumpkin Pie]]<br />
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== Drinks ==<br />
* [[Iced Tea]]<br />
* [[Lemonade]]<br />
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== Pastries ==<br />
* [[Pie Crust]]<br />
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== Misc ==<br />
* [[Pumpkin Puree]]<br />
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== Fish ==<br />
* [[Broiled Shrimp]]<br />
* [[Baked Salmon]]<br />
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== Soup ==<br />
* [[Spicy Fish Soup]]<br />
* [[Cream of Asparagus]]<br />
* [[Cream of Mushroom]]</div>DorkGently